Paddies day punks.... (1 Viewer)

[jillface]

yeah, i got a few lolz out of them alright!

 

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What jackeens love:

01 Aslan
02 Heroin (See 1)
03 Stealin'
04 Joy-ridin'
05 Saying 'Yaknowwhorrameyan?"
06 Shamrock Rovers
07 Social welfare
08 Keyin' Cars
09 Pop Idol
10 Wearing belly tops over their pale, flabby stomachs
11 Calling people 'Bud' who are not their bud
12 Compo
13 Calling people 'Pal' who are not their pal
14 Shortening words and adding the letter 'o' (Anto, Decco, Corpo)
15 Calling people 'Boss' who are not their boss
16 John Player Blue
17 Burberry
18 Burglary
19 Fair City
20 Celtic shirts
21 'Taches
22 Fireworks every night for the entire month preceeding Halloween
23 Sky Digital
24 Saying "I didn't bleedin' do tha'!"
25 Travelling in packs
26 Moochin'
27 Swearing at their babies
28 Getting their mot's preggers
29 Champion Sports
30 Christmas Lights you could see from space
31 Skippin' school
32 Skippin' bail
33 Giving their kids Monster Munch and Maltesers for breakfast on the bus
34 Standing in queues outside the dole office
35 Funtasia
36 Iceland - the food chain, not the country
37 Man U
38 Saying, "That's not my bleedin' job!"
39 Pushing prams while smoking
40 Earrings (for guys)
41 Earrings a chimpanzee could swing off (for girls)
42 Saying "He didn't do nothin'!" when he clearly did do something
43 Baseball caps
44 Sawn-off Shotguns
45 Adrian Kennedy Phone Show
46 Picking up unfinished cigarettes dropped on the street by someone else just after coming out of a medical centre (as God is my witness)
47 Shop-liftin'
48 Tamangos
49 Not payin' the bus fare
50 Curry Chips and a burger
51 Leaving their kids play outside on a busy road while they get hammered on a Sunday afternoon
52 Always following the word 'rich' with the word 'wanker'
53 Pulling their hoodies over their heads as they're led away from the Four Courts
54 Eschewing peaceful solutions to conflict when Violent Senseless Mayhem will suffice
55 Pissing in Elevators
56 Being an authority on everything
57 Knee-cappings
58 Racism
59 Smiley Bolger
60 Getting their hair cut so tight they look like a matchstick with ears from the back
61 Not readin' bukes
62.Bursting cheeky Kilkenny upstarts.





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[D0njo]

But if they're from a farming background aren't they being subsidised by working class German and French taxpayers, so it's a win win situation.

Is there anything worse than combining the worst aspects of students and the worst aspects of culchies?

62 Things Culchies love
1 A nice bit of ham.
2 Buttered biscuits.
3 Diggin Houles.
4 Saying its too cold to snow
5 Pretending to know about The Ra.
6 Tayto Cheese & Onion
7 Pretending they're in The Ra.
8 A stretch in the evenings
9 Lucozade
10 Accordians
11 Pretending to like Holy Week.
12 A dinner dance
13 Gettin clattered in muck.
14 Shania Twain.
15 Hefers
16 Spittin in their hands before doing anything manual
17 Steel toe caps
18 A big bowl of carrots & parsnips.
19 Eating sangwiches out of the boot of a car at GAA
20 Saying someones 'Opened a Book' on something.
21 The smell of fresh dung.
22 Slice-Your-Own Loaf.
23 Work Clothes
24 A bottle of mineral.
25 Fightin'.
26 Puttin on a ganzee to stop them from bein foundered
27 'The' Hurling/Fitball.
28 Being overweight.
29 Wimen wha resemble Hefers.
30 Saying "Aaah" after taking their first sup of tae.
31 Drink driving.
32 Red diesel
33 The Fear of Change.
34 A nice bit of Barnbrac
35 Lying.
36 Building walls.
37 Being starved with the cold rather than with a lack of food
38 Pretending to like mass
39 Talking about shite like Flax and the Corncrake.
40 A good blackthorn walkin stick.
41 Shouting 'Yeeeeeoooo' when something good happens.
42 Mohammed Ali.
43 Machinery.
44 Strange uppy-downy walks.
45 A good f**kin read of Irelands Own.
46 Gelling their 1cm fringe tight to their forehead.
47 Scandal, as long as its about other people.
48 Turf, because Sentirl heatin's for wimen.
49 Soda farls
50 Sponge 'n Custirt
51 Newmerica', and anything to do with it.
52 Givin the dog the wildest baytins.
53 Givin the wife the wildest baytins.
54 The Ra.
55 Winning a leg of lamb in a raffle.
56 Wrecking the house whilst steaming.
57 Club Orange
58 rubbing their hands together before tucking into their dinner
59 The Foot & Mouth.
60 Aetin' a big feed of spuds.
61 TK Red Lemonade
62 Good Short hair for boys and nice long hair for the wimen(it
confuses them otherwise)

Amazingly this is all true

 

[Pat Pockets]

haha that culchie list is gas. I relate to it a bit too much though "slice-your-own-loaf"

 

[bohs punks]

http://www.guardian.co.uk/politics/b...lands-students

bristol punks in holylands superceded by culchies

 

[AnarchoBob]

have reignited the arguments about whether it is right to shoehorn so many third level students into a tightly packed area.

What a load of bullshit. No one forced them twats to live there, they choose themselves to live there, it's no ones fault but the student's themselves if there is such a shit situation in the Holylands as there is.

But all the rest is right, students living there are mainly Catholic culcie twats which are the particularly thick ones as there is a overwhelming majority of UUJ students there than QUB students.

So yeah, drunken thick culchies, doesn't get any worse.

On a side note, what the fuck were Bristol punks doing in the Holylands in the 80s?

 

[bohs punks]

1. have reignited the arguments about whether it is right to shoehorn so many third level students into a tightly packed arse.

sounds rough to me

 

[AnarchoBob]

Aye, but that seems to convey the idea that its outside the student's will when its a load of bollocks. That area has become a student area because students actively want to live there due to close proximity to Queens, the fact that the bus to UUJ is round the corner and the fact that houses there are rather cheap. It's not like anyone is pointing a gun to their head and telling them to move there like.

 

[Cormcolash]

I think the main point is that Queen's and UU could actually try to provide a lot more decent on-campus accommodation than they currently do, given that they are making millions and millions out of student fees.

 

[D0njo]

1. have reignited the arguments about whether it is right to shoehorn so many third level students into a tightly packed arse.

sounds rough to me

Aye, but that seems to convey the idea that its outside the student's will when its a load of bollocks.

It's not just their willies though, it's the complete bodies of students

 

[nooleen]

the culchies list is missing a few things:

pints o' milk
the smell o' sileage
shite-encrusted rolls of banknotes
the craic at the mart of a friday
dockin' the tails off dogs
lockin' the youngest in the henhouse

 

[spuded]

shite-encrusted rolls of banknotes

ahh reminds me of home. Was back in the village I'm from for 15 minutes on Sunday, and some 10 year old kid jumped out in front of my car when i was travelling at about 45km, he jumped out literally 10 feet in front of me, was a fucking mental move to do. Seriously if I'd clipped him he'd have been fucked, lucky I love emergency breaking! However that is shitty culchie villages, kids so fucking bored and nutzoid (or fucking dim) they'll fuck themselves in front of cars for a buzz.

 

[AnarchoBob]

Well yeah, more on-campus accomodation should be offered but not too sure how viable is that. I mean, here Elms Village is at saturation point and don't think there is much more space upon which they could build, but certainly the university could attempt to buy private homes or some sort of thing and convert it to student accomodation.

But that is still not an excuse for students to be complete wankers to the people who live in the Holylands. They should just stop being idiots and learn not to be cunts.