One of the best things I have ever heard (1 Viewer)

[Cormcolash]

Right, there's this Steven Seagal film on RTE 2 right now. Obviously that is hilarious in itself, but to make things even better it has Dennis Hopper as the bad guy. And it gets better. Dennis Hopper is meant to be playing some Northern Irish terrorist or something.
Dennis Hopper trying to do an Irish accent is one of the best things I've ever heard.

 

[Cormcolash]

Fuckin right, Ice T is in this piece of crap too!

 

[eoinOT]

I should have set the VCR :/

 

[avernus]

theres no beating seagal...except maybe with arnie.


you should watch this: http://atomfilms.shockwave.com/landing/landingIndex.jsp?id=seagal1_old_man&mature=accept

 

[Bag'o'cans]

"I'm just a cook", steven seagal.

 

[muhahahaha]

"I'm just a cook", steven seagal.

“Songs From The Crystal Cave”, Steven Seagal’s much-awaited first album, has been released exclusively in France on May 18th, 2004..

http://www.nonsoloblues.com/steven2_uk.html

http://www.nonsoloblues.com/images/steven.mp3
http://www.nonsoloblues.com/images/steven2.mp3

 

[Bag'o'cans]

“Songs From The Crystal Cave”, Steven Seagal’s much-awaited first album, has been released exclusively in France on May 18th, 2004..

http://www.nonsoloblues.com/steven2_uk.html

http://www.nonsoloblues.com/images/steven.mp3
http://www.nonsoloblues.com/images/steven2.mp3

"Do you fear me,
you cant stand to be near me,
girl i come from a different place,
my philosophy's from outer space,
my religion is strange"

Such poetry, And look at the way he weilds that stringed instrument, lethal.
has that kinda, 'im on bus eireann and i forgot my discman' vibe to it.

 

[hop]

out for justice = .|..|

 

[veryslowey]

steven is a good name

 

[ddmurph]

“Songs From The Crystal Cave”, Steven Seagal’s much-awaited first album, has been released exclusively in France on May 18th, 2004..

http://www.nonsoloblues.com/steven2_uk.html

http://www.nonsoloblues.com/images/steven.mp3
http://www.nonsoloblues.com/images/steven2.mp3

hahaha, i saw that album about two weeks ago in belgium. i remember looking at it going "holy shit, that guy's the head off steven seagal" (the name was blocked off by the price sticker). then i picked it up and holy shit, it was actually the man himself. would've bought it only it cost something like 25 quid.
by the way, check out the seagal mountain dew ad here: http://www.kontraband.com/main.asp?CAT=tvads

 

[avernus]

man ALIVE! that mountain dew ad is the best thing ever. im so buying that album!!

 

[Cormcolash]

Hahaha that's fuckin amazing! Is Steven Seagal the new Hasselhoff?

 

[avernus]

Hahaha that's fuckin amazing! Is Steven Seagal the new Hasselhoff?

seagal is more than hasselhoff. the man is a killing machine!!!!