Nestle says Yorkie chocolate is "not for girls" (2 Viewers)

[HMD]

Roger Taylor from Queen of course

 

[Diddles]

Chocolate for the ladies


And this is for the lads

Looks like Selma Hayek, I reckon.

 

[Rachel666]

she looks kinda distressed

 

[HMD]

she looks kinda distressed

give it a minute, they melt.

 

[Lili Marlene]

I've had this debate before. We came to the following conclusions:

Yorkies - men
Galaxies - women
Turkish Delight - it's full of eastern promise so only people dressed as the Prince of Persia are allowed eat it.
Fry's Chocolate Creme bars - 19th Century capitalists who own factories and employ children for a pittance a week.

 

[ratmonkey]

Starbars are for hard lads.

Unfortunately the Star Bar is no more. There is some product called a Peanut Moro, but it's just not the same.

 

[Lili Marlene]

Unfortunately the Star Bar is no more. There is some product called a Peanut Moro, but it's just not the same.

yeah it's like the "Dairy Milk Bubbly" (spit) as opposed to a Wispa.

 

[classic seanc]

Fry's Chocolate Creme bars - 19th Century capitalists who own factories and employ children for a pittance a week.

Actually the Fry family of the Fry's bars were Quakers and sound. They made and sold chocolate products as a less heathenous alternative to liquor. They were successful in business as they were honest and trustworthy and all round nice guys. They also paid workers well.
None of your Fry bashing!

 

[Lord Damian]

you know what else isn't for girls?

having a say in what can and can't be done with their wombs.


t minus 9....8....7....

 

[Donkey OJ]

I'd say picnic bars woud probably be better for shoving up your arse.

hmmm reverse peristalsis. i thought your arse was unidirectional when it came to picnic bars.
i could be wrong mind.

 

[Squiggle]

you know what else isn't for girls?

having a say in what can and can't be done with their wombs.


t minus 9....8....7....

You got away with that for an hour and a half... impressive... now leave the ladies' wombs alone man... it's just not cool!

As for Nestle... they can keep their horribly sweet chocolate to themselves... whether in the form of Yorkie bars, Galaxy or whatever... It sucks!

Unless chocolate is at least 70% cocoa it isn't worth talking about.

Green & Black's all the way!

 

[billygannon]

Green & Black's all the way!

Yep. It's the only chocolate worth eating.

 

[Hector Grey]

this place is so gay. have youse all hit the eggnog or sumpfin?

 

[Catwoman]

Actually the Fry family of the Fry's bars were Quakers and sound. They made and sold chocolate products as a less heathenous alternative to liquor. They were successful in business as they were honest and trustworthy and all round nice guys. They also paid workers well.
None of your Fry bashing!

Cadburys were Quakers too. I might join that religion cos I like chocolate. Oh, wait - I'm an alcho.

I used to live near Bournville in Birmingham, the Cadbury family owned the land so there were fuck all pubs in the area. Which was a pain.

 

[george mcfly]

Cadburys were Quakers too. I might join that religion cos I like chocolate. Oh, wait - I'm an alcho.

I used to live near Bournville in Birmingham, the Cadbury family owned the land so there were fuck all pubs in the area. Which was a pain.

fucking bastards

 

[Lili Marlene]

Actually the Fry family of the Fry's bars were Quakers and sound. They made and sold chocolate products as a less heathenous alternative to liquor. They were successful in business as they were honest and trustworthy and all round nice guys. They also paid workers well.
None of your Fry bashing!

Not the people who make it, the people who are allowed to buy it.
But eh, fair enough.

 

[billygannon]

this place is so gay. have youse all hit the eggnog or sumpfin?

What's wrong with being gay?

 

[Hector Grey]

What's wrong with being gay?

you can't have children. ergo, no place for you here.

 

[classic seanc]

Cadburys were Quakers too. I might join that religion cos I like chocolate. Oh, wait - I'm an alcho.

I used to live near Bournville in Birmingham, the Cadbury family owned the land so there were fuck all pubs in the area. Which was a pain.

Quakers=chocolate=sound


They don't like to be called Quakers though, they prefer "Society of Friends". That's deadly.