"Most of the people will have died and the rest of us will be cannibals" (1 Viewer)

[Pantone247]

wow...


http://www.boingboing.net/2008/04/03/ted-turner-global-wa.html

If steps aren't taken to stem global warming, "We'll be eight degrees hotter in 30 or 40 years and basically none of the crops will grow," Turner said during a wide-ranging, hour-long interview with PBS's Charlie Rose that aired Tuesday. "Most of the people will have died and the rest of us will be cannibals," said Turner, 69. "Civilization will have broken down. The few people left will be living in a failed state — like Somalia or Sudan — and living conditions will be intolerable."

 

[broken arm]

that's pretty funny

 

[Pantone247]

also I assume he means 8 degress hotter fahrenheit

which isn't that much at all... if I turn the central heating up a tick, will my housemate eat me?

 

[Vinnie]

The Dead Cannibals is the name of my new band

 

[Pantone247]

Vinne, if push comes to shove, I'd totally eat you

I just want you to know that

 

[broken arm]

how much of yourself can you eat before you die?

 

[snakybus]

what about all you veggies?

I suppose you could eat Swedes, ho ho

 

[Froog]

i could murder an indian.

 

[avernus]

the only way I'd ever eat another human being is if they were entirely made of chocolate. like that dude in that lynx ad. I hate lynx, but mmmm that dude.

 

[magicbastarder]

how much of yourself can you eat before you die?

i'd say just your limbs, really. and a spare rib or two.

 

[classic seanc]

Are there cannibals in Somalia or Sudan?

 

[avernus]

Are there cannibals in Somalia or Sudan?

yeah man, they're like eating the shit out of each other over there. no wait.. that sounds worse.

 

[Pantone247]

i'd say just your limbs, really. and a spare rib or two.

a kidney?

 

[timbot]

how much of yourself can you eat before you die?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Self-cannibalism

Most of the entries here are pretty gross...

" Erzsébet Báthory forced some of her servants to eat their own flesh."

 

[classic seanc]

Them aul Jehovah's will be the first to go, the poor craytures

 

[Froog]

which bit of your body would you eat first?

i'd be all up in the flesy palm bit of my hand or possibly my outer ass.

 

[Pantone247]

i'd be all up in the flesy palm bit of my hand or possibly my outer ass.

rookie mistake Froog once you lose an arm it's going to be much harder to eat the rest of yourself


I'd go for a leg first, or a buttock

 

[timbot]

which bit of your body would you eat first?

i'd be all up in the flesy palm bit of my hand or possibly my outer ass.

My nails

 

[SONYMEGADRIVE]

MAKE THEM DIE SLOWLY!

 

[Vinnie]

Vinne, if push comes to shove, I'd totally eat you

I just want you to know that

I reckon I'd taste pretty good actually. In fact I'm going to have a little nibble now.