They just don't go, do they? They get served together cause they're both Christmassy, but it's spicy-sweety overload. And I eat/ drink them anyway, and then feel ill.
Mince pies + coffee = yes please
Mulled wine + savoury snackage = mmm yes
Mince pies + coffee = yes please
Mulled wine + savoury snackage = mmm yes