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[Lili Marlene]

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[David Kronenbourg]

This made me laugh.

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Anyway, Limmy's great. That Twitter thing was absolute bollocks.

 

[Scientician 0.8]

This made me laugh.

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Anyway, Limmy's great. That Twitter thing was absolute bollocks.

UR DED

 

[7 - No tomorrow]

Pol Pot

I never found him all that funny either

 

[dudley]

Oh yeah, follow my THING on twitter, yeah?

http://www.twitter.com/screamingparent

I just want followers, it doesn't do anything special.

 

[David Kronenbourg]

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[Lili Marlene]

This is what happens when the other Jim gets busy with his band reuniting.

 

[pete]

the new MP for paisley and renfrewshire south

http://i100.independent.co.uk/artic...-blacks-nsfw-tweets-as-a-teenager--xyvV8th3lb

her first speech in the house of commons

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[Lili Marlene]

her first speech in the house of commons

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Jesus that's incredible

 

[Scientician 0.8]

She has her shit together better at 20 than most do at 40.

 

[nooleen]

they have to do that in glasgow cos of the life expectancy y'see

 

[7 - No tomorrow]

She has her shit together better at 20 than most do at 40.

Making £74k

 

[Lili Marlene]

Making £74k

the meritocracy works!

 

[7 - No tomorrow]

Govt jobs. You basically just have to show up.

 

[Scientician 0.8]

Govt jobs. You basically just have to show up.

True, they still suck though.

 

[7 - No tomorrow]

True, they still suck though.

Don't ruin the fantasy.

 

[pete]

Twitter is deleting stolen jokes on copyright grounds | The Verge

 

[Scientician 0.8]

I don't get the joke in that article.

 

[nooleen]

i think it means that her hatred for people who drink high-end juice cleanses is such that to see one of them spill said cleanse makes her believe that god made it happen specifically for her enjoyment

this seems to be what a high-end juice cleanse looks like
15 Day Juice Fast | 15 Day Juice Cleanse | Juice Fasting | Juice Diet

 

[pete]

i think it means that her hatred for people who drink high-end juice cleanses is such that to see one of them spill said cleanse makes her believe that god made it happen specifically for her enjoyment

this seems to be what a high-end juice cleanse looks like
15 Day Juice Fast | 15 Day Juice Cleanse | Juice Fasting | Juice Diet

Bargain alert.