johnny foreigners and thier ways. (1 Viewer)

[rampz]

#1: on busses 5 j fs having a loud conversation sitting each person to a double seat. ie taking up 5 double seats.

acceptable during peak times in madrid or milan im sure. not intrusive or annoying at all.

 

[pete]

as with the locals - when they do this, just sit beside them

 

[rampz]

join in perhaps.

........so manuel, whats the story with the seats thing?

 

[flashback]

Me and a mate used to wander about town back in the olden days with the scrageldy Alsatian dog, Jack, we found. (As is "Hit the road Jack, and doncha come back no more no more..." but he never hit the road in the end, he just hung around with us till the end.)
So Jack would get on buses with us. He was a pretty smart dog. He'd be sitting in there, you wouldnt even see him half the time. The only thing was, Jack would drop the occasional Chemical Warfare Biohazard number 8 Saddam special fart once in a while.

This would perturb the Spanish and Italian student kids no end.
Suddenly we would catch a whiff, Jack would be sitting there, hiding under the seat, we'd break our shite laughing, and then the students would fall silent.
Oh man. The looks were more of shock than disgust. That was the funniest part. The sort of panicked "fuck this might be dangerous" looks.

To this day I havent seen anything shut up a bus full of those kids so fast. Stopped their jabbering in its tracks.

 

[Mitchum]

Just stand up and turn around to them, calmly saying "I don't know what a tracker mortgage is."

 

[c0De_n1NjA]

a spaniard is a friend you haven't met

 

[therealjohnny]

You could always deride them for their safely bringing armadas into port abilities

 

[classic seanc]

Busses are wrong.

 

[flashback]

And what the fuck is with Chinese people and burping all the time?


Jeeeesus.

 

[rampz]

And what the fuck is with Chinese people and burping all the time?


Jeeeesus.

i guess its their diet. i was quite windy after eating deep fried guts.

 

[SONYMEGADRIVE]

just get off at the same stop as them and
thump the head off them

they're usually only about 15 or 16

i remember lads tieing a spansih student to a
lamppost and battering him because he broke
a golf club. they're well used to this kind of
stuff

 

[Ferox13]

To do thing that the Great Grand children of our Chinese population will tell stories of 'indentured servitude in Spar' in the same way that that their great gran parents told stories of 'indentured servitude on the railroad'..

Do Spar have a modern equilalent of 'English Bob' ?