John Butcher Returns - Friday 30th of Jan (1 Viewer)

[Latex lizzie]

ha ha ha ha ha, probably

..btw that photo of kelis is old...check out the back of the ticket today..uuuuhh shudder.

 

[Ex-User (250)]

she get some surgery?

 

[Latex lizzie]

she get some surgery?

..remember that hooker that blew hugh grant? yeah well...

 

[david]

the gig in the printing house should be well over by 10.30, if not a bit before, so you could still make it up to see a good bit of the ballroom.double your pleasure!

 

[david]

forgot to mention, john butcher is also playing in cork at the triskel on saturday 31st. starts at 9, 10 euro.check out www.dotdotdotmusic.com for more info. and if you're curious as to what john sounds like, check out his website www.johnbutcher.org.uk-he's got a few downloads on there.

 

[nEiLo]

lets talk about this again.
you should all go.

 

[nEiLo]

Boing

 

[Latex lizzie]

Boing

..any chance of a sneaky guest list for this neil..hate to ask but er I'm broke..movin and all but I'd really like to go..no biggy if there aint a list??

 

[nEiLo]

..any chance of a sneaky guest list for this neil..hate to ask but er I'm broke..movin and all but I'd really like to go..no biggy if there aint a list??

there's no guest list

 

[Latex lizzie]

there's no guest list

..then I shall beg borrow and steal in order to go..(now whats you house number again)..

 

[jane]

i+e in association with lazybird and dot dot dot music present:

John Butcher (saxophone)

You really shouldn't miss this.

Is it too late to resurrect the sax jokes? Or would that be considered....uh....being over-saxed?

 

[spectraljanitor]

that something being a gigantic blue giant with kaleidoscope eyes and a waterfall for a beard. any time i find myself operating through the medium of smalltalk, i set myself the task of imagining something fantastic. i think i did ok on this occasion. bah, you see? there i go again... "i think i did ok on this occasion" lemme see... she says my love's a unicorn, i say it's it's a tapioca milkshake. aahhhhhhh.

num nums.

ok, maybe i'm having an innocent day but can someone please explain to me what this milkshake song has to do with blowjobs??


Chorus:
My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard,
And they're like, "It's better than yours"
Damn right, it's better than yours,
I can teach you, but I have to charge (2x)

Verse 1:
I know you want it...
The thing that makes me,
What the guys go crazy for,
They lose their minds, the way I wind,

Spoken:
I think it's time.

Vamp:
(La-La-La-La-la)
Warm it up,
(La-La-La-La-la)
The boys are waiting, (2x)

Chorus:
My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard,
And they're like, "It's better than yours"
Damn right, it's better than yours,
I can teach you, but I have to charge (2x)

Verse 2:
I can see you're on it...
You want me to teach the,
Techniques that freaks these boys,
It can't be bought,
Just know thieves get caught,

Spoken:
Watch if you're smart.

Vamp:
(La-La-La-La-la)
Warm it up,
(La-La-La-La-la)
The boys are waiting, (2x)

Chorus:
My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard,
And they're like "It's better than yours"
Damn right, it's better than yours,
I can teach you, but I have to charge (2x)

Bridge:
Oh, once you get involved,
Everyone will look this way so,
You must maintain your charm,
Same time maintain your halo,
Just get the perfect blend,
Plus what you have within,

Spoken:
Then next his eyes will squint,
Then he's picked up your scent.

Vamp:
(La-La-La-La-la)
Warm it up,
(La-La-La-La-la)
The boys are waiting, (2x)

Chorus:
My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard,
And they're like, "It's better than yours."
Damn right, it's better than yours,
I can teach you, but I have to charge (2x)

 

[nEiLo]

Everyone should come along and watch this guy blow his horn. it is quite amazing really.

(Jane, we only do HORN jokes now.)

 

[david]

...and you wanna see the guy's mouthpiece...just a gently prodding reminder that this is on tomorrow night. also, coming at the end of february, one of the other great JOHNS of improvised music-John Edwards-solo double bass at Lazybird, 29th feb.you wanna see this guy's f-holes...

 

[nEiLo]

...and you wanna see the guy's mouthpiece...just a gently prodding reminder that this is on tomorrow night. also, coming at the end of february, one of the other great JOHNS of improvised music-John Edwards-solo double bass at Lazybird, 29th feb.you wanna see this guy's f-holes...

also, the John Edwards night at Lazybird will feature some local improv acts too.

go tomorrow night though, your ears will thank you for it...

 

[nEiLo]

also, the John Edwards night at Lazybird will feature some local improv acts too.

go tomorrow night though, your ears will thank you for it...

Morning folks!

It's payday!! Halle-fucking-lujah!

 

[rothko]

For christs sake, everyone go to this

Cool

 

[dotdotdot]

John Butcher in Cork - Triskel - actually doors at 8pm and not 9pm as on poster.
Will try a bit of djing before JB to make up that hour in case of late arrivals though. Cheers.