It's the economy, cupid (1 Viewer)

I went around in the nip shooting girls with arrows last year. It wasnt the roaring success I was expecting so this year Im giving up pancakes for lent.

Duh, that's because you got it all wrong. You're meant to run around in a goatskin thong, whipping them, not shooting arrows at them. DUUHHH. Man, you fucking wreck EVERY Lupercalia. Remember that year when no one even talked to you from the Ides all the way to the Calends? Didn't you learn your lesson?

Dulce et our Vinnie est,
to thong up and whoop for Erin,
Guiney's peddling goatskin thongs,
but lo, he wouldn't wear 'em.

That's my love poem for you. You'd better write me one back or ELSE I'm not going to invite you to the orgy.
 
I can't wait til a few thousands years from now and tourists will come from all over the world to visit that cement factory over the way from Newgrange.
 
Duh, that's because you got it all wrong. You're meant to run around in a goatskin thong, whipping them, not shooting arrows at them. DUUHHH. Man, you fucking wreck EVERY Lupercalia. Remember that year when no one even talked to you from the Ides all the way to the Calends? Didn't you learn your lesson?

Dulce et our Vinnie est,
to thong up and whoop for Erin,
Guiney's peddling goatskin thongs,
but lo, he wouldn't wear 'em.

That's my love poem for you. You'd better write me one back or ELSE I'm not going to invite you to the orgy.

Jesus Jane! How am I supposed to work this afternoon after reading that?
 

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