iron maiden (2 Viewers)

[wierd sister]

The reason I didn't lick her out is because her gee tasted like a decomposing mermaid. I still didn't appreciate me finding out 2 weeks later off one of her mates while everyone else knew.

Julie would still be around today if you didn't tell her that you wished she was dead. Cold as fuck, Lyncher.

You should have suggested a better idea, I'd never broken up with a girl before.

 

[the strange guy]

Stop making out like this is some kind of fucking joke. This is a human life we're talking about. You come out with all the right on slogans when people are around to hear you, but when you're by yourself, you're the biggest cunt of them all.