Im Noisey Norris (1 Viewer)

[Lammas]

The scarlet pimpernel troubles my dreams...why oft do I wake with salted creamy hand? His intention is clear - he longs to plunge his ship 'gainst my stronghold..his ambition has won my eye!! - this young stable boy had a most interesting chuff - I will bathe him in mine milk of goodness - Alas like Norris I sit atop my pink penny farthing and set off to the sunset my falice in hand - "ho ho" I cry "let days be days of glorious slumber when I can alas once again rough and tumble with Pritchard in the poppy fields" CCCCCCCCUUUUUUUNNNNNNNTTTTTTT.

 

[A few bears in]

hark!! at the russians! they rush in

 

[spectraljanitor]

its bleedin rappa when fiends talk in the way they used ta in the olden days! verily and forsooth!

 

[A few bears in]

the dirty vicar invades invades my western front, the dazzling gleam from his filthy stick atop his rancid barge make me change my will, the sheriff of nottingham was also on my tail, the c.u.n.t had followede me, his pageboy was free but his furrowed brow reminded me of christoph first earl of gantshy