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[Lord Damian]

...a 60g bag of cashews, a 170g bag of sour wine gums, a kit kat chunk bar and washed it all down with a can of tomato juice. that was my breakfast.

anyone else have horrible diets or absurd cravings on a constant basis?


anyhow, i'll let you all know how it turns out.

 

[Diddles]

You're a scumbag

 

[Squiggle]

You're a scumbag

Harsh.

A pig maybe, but a scumbag?

 

[Lord Damian]

You're a scumbag

Harsh.

A pig maybe, but a scumbag?

well if it isn't my fanclub...

yeah, it's pretty gross. but surely i'm not alone.

 

[Mormon Nailer]

I don't like tomato just but the rest sound wholesome and nutritious to me.

 

[Gambra]

a 170g bag of regular wine gums will be the death of me.. 1 a week on the sunday morning shift,.

 

[Mormon Nailer]

Myself and a friend once ate for breakfast

pound of rashers
pound of sausages
a full black pudding
a full white pudding
half dozen eggs
bag of mushrooms
bag of tomatoes
a full white sliced pan
half pound of butter

I was very proud of myself

 

[Squiggle]

Myself and a friend once ate for breakfast

pound of rashers
pound of sausages
a full black pudding
a full white pudding
half dozen eggs
bag of mushrooms
bag of tomatoes
a full white sliced pan
half pound of butter

I was very proud of myself

Jeaysus! On a diet were you?

 

[therealjohnny]

you're going to need someone to express your anal glands after that

 

[Lord Damian]

Myself and a friend once ate for breakfast

pound of rashers
pound of sausages
a full black pudding
a full white pudding
half dozen eggs
bag of mushrooms
bag of tomatoes
a full white sliced pan
half pound of butter

I was very proud of myself

i've had a couple of very memorable breakfasts in my time. 12 eggs (scrambled), a half pound of bacon and a six of Heineken stands out as particularly death defying.

when i was about 18 or 19, McDonald's used our town as a test market for home delivery. one hangover morning me and the boys each ordered 1 of every sandwich on the menu. fucking disGUSTING.

 

[Gambra]

Myself and a friend once ate for breakfast

pound of rashers
pound of sausages
a full black pudding
a full white pudding
half dozen eggs
bag of mushrooms
bag of tomatoes
a full white sliced pan
half pound of butter

I was very proud of myself

And no beans?!

 

[Squiggle]

Since most of my weird eating was due to not having any food or money for food I think about the strangest meal I've had was a jar of pickled onions, half a jar of green olives and a tin of tuna, the only 'edible' things in the apartment at the time.

 

[Lord Damian]

Since most of my weird eating was due to not having any food or money for food I think about the strangest meal I've had was a jar of pickled onions, half a jar of green olives and a tin of tuna, the only 'edible' things in the apartment at the time.

mustard sandwiches, man.
or maple syrup sandwiches.
or creamy cucumber dressing sandwiches.
as long as you have bread and a condiment, you are never really poor.

 

[Diddles]

Since most of my weird eating was due to not having any food or money for food I think about the strangest meal I've had was a jar of pickled onions, half a jar of green olives and a tin of tuna, the only 'edible' things in the apartment at the time.

I had a tin of salmon and a banana for my dinner at the electric picnic - eating for the sake of expediency so I could continue drinking.

 

[Squiggle]

mustard sandwiches, man.
or maple syrup sandwiches.
or creamy cucumber dressing sandwiches.
as long as you have bread and a condiment, you are never really poor.

I had no bread. My flatmate's boyfriend had eaten it all. And they had used up all my pasta and rice too. Bastards!

 

[Mormon Nailer]

And no beans?!

West Brit!

 

[Mormon Nailer]

Beans with breakfast are an abomination - a slight against God, Man and Pig

 

[Lord Damian]

I had a tin of salmon and a banana for my dinner at the electric picnic - eating for the sake of expediency so I could continue drinking.

eatin's cheatin'.

 

[egg_]

anyone else have horrible diets or absurd cravings on a constant basis?

Absurd cravings are most likely a side effect of horrible diets. I used to get em before I learned how to cook.
This morning I had two scrambled eggs with smoked salmon. And, oh yeah, a bowl of fresh pineapple to start. Do I sound smug? The eggs smelled of paraffin oil, if it's any consolation

 

[Lefty Frizzell]

Beans with breakfast are an abomination - a slight against God, Man and Pig

You're off your rocker Nailer. Baked beans are the corner stone of any widow maker.