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[La La]

i want gerard butler (dressed as a spartan) to sire my children.

he and I will writhe about in bed all night and when the kiddies grow up they kick the fuck outta people into wells, and take on vast armies of persians.

have any of you bitches seen 300?

serioously. why dont guys dress like that anymore?

the legs. the long, muscular legs. and those arms. and the cries of SPARTAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


i fucking hate the 21st century. nothing cool in it at all

 

[BC]

i think it worked too well, and in reality all the guys were far too intoxicated by the manly satyr-like sights of each other.

 

[La La]

i honestly never knew that leather knickers could be in any way sexy.

i guess it only works if you're tuff as nails and can kill a wolf with glowing eyes as a young teen.


sigh.

RUH!

 

[flashback]

You know he's gay, right?

 

[La La]

You know he's gay, right?

that's wenough out of you. i dont believe it. io WONT believe it.

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmgerard bulter/.
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm::clef:: ::clef::



i love that little ::clef:: .

'clef'

hehehehehehe.


but no, i mean wow. gerard butler. MUCH prefer him now that phantom of the opera is behind hi,m.

 

[BC]

the ancient greeks actually believed that the smaller the penis, the more beautiful and desirable it was. they considered large penises to be extremely ugly and undesirable. sorry.

 

[La La]

the ancient greeks actually believed that the smaller the penis, the more beautiful and desirable it was. they considered large penises to be extremely ugly and undesirable. sorry.

i cant believe you;d think me so shallow as to forego the chance to shag a spartan just cos he was undersized.


what a sexy movie. when GB was standing naked by the moonlit window - i nearly spilled my popcorn. i mean - godalmighty.


he also hasa nice set of teeth.

i still cant get ove rthe legs but.

long and well built, not chunky just - hmmmmmmm.


history is pretty cool isnt it

 

[flashback]

LaLa'sLocked.


I hanker after the old days when woman waived their naked ass around while looking coyly over their shoulder to attract attention. And woman with the curse stayed out of the village bounds, with the dogs and such.

Simpler times. Good times.

 

[La La]

LaLa'sLocked.


I hanker after the old days when woman waived their naked ass around while looking coyly over their shoulder to attract attention. And woman with the curse stayed out of the village bounds, with the dogs and such.

Simpler times. Good times.

contribute to my fantasy or get out.





















:heart: .|..|

WOW.

 

[Bellatrix]

i want gerard butler (dressed as a spartan) to sire my children.

he and I will writhe about in bed all night and when the kiddies grow up they kick the fuck outta people into wells, and take on vast armies of persians.

have any of you bitches seen 300?

serioously. why dont guys dress like that anymore?

the legs. the long, muscular legs. and those arms. and the cries of SPARTAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


i fucking hate the 21st century. nothing cool in it at all

You don't get enough loin-cloth these days.

It's definitely due a revival.

 

[La La]

You don't get enough loin-cloth these days.

It's definitely due a revival.

thasnk you!!!!!!

also, it looke dliek they painted in their abs but whatever.


im not much of an abs girl btu after seeing this however, i am definitely a legs, shield and spear girl.

and a red cape.

 

[flashback]

What about Titus Pullo off Rome then? Wouldja lash it into him LaLa?

 

[La La]

What about Titus Pullo off Rome then? Wouldja lash it into him LaLa?

never watched that show before and it looks like he's wearsing a dress.

i'll think about it

 

[Bellatrix]

What about Titus Pullo off Rome then? Wouldja lash it into him LaLa?

Ah, Titus, you card. Whenever will you stop messing things up for Lucius Vorenus?

 

[flashback]

Ah, Titus, you card. Whenever will you stop messing things up for Lucius Vorenus?

fucks.
sake.

Lucius Vorenus owes it all to Pullo. Janey mac.
Best Budz those two are.

Here, you know that Verenus is your man off trainspotting? The lad who dies with the cat in the room? There you are now. Betcha didn't.

Edit: My burd has all sorts of impure thoughts about Mr Pullo. All sorts.

 

[Bellatrix]

I thought burd college would have involved lots of drunken wide-ons about men in loin-cloths. It's kinda sad that this is the first all year.

 

[Bellatrix]

fucks.
sake.

Lucius Vorenus owes it all to Pullo. Janey mac.
Best Budz those two are.

Here, you know that Verenus is your man off trainspotting? The lad who dies with the cat in the room? There you are now. Betcha didn't.

Of course I knew that! Do you think you're the only person that can recognise a human face in two different contexts?

Tsch.

 

[Lord Damian]

this thread is sexy.





i mean SEXIST!!!!!

 

[flashback]

Of course I knew that! Do you think you're the only person that can recognise a human face in two different contexts?

Tsch.

Pffft. What Ever.
I assumed you girls would be concentrating so hard on his skimpy outfits for any wardrobe malfuntions you wouldn't have noticed.

 

[La La]

WOW.