How insane are you? (some Lovecraft knowledge useful) (1 Viewer)

Willie Willions

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Your score is: 138

For easier understanding, the HPLHS SaniTest assessment algorithm converts your raw score to a scale of 1 to 10. This number is your INSANITY INDEX.
INSANITY INDEX 7.85 Thank you for taking the SaniTest(TM). After careful analysis, your score suggests that you are afflicted with delirium. You seem prone to disordered speech, confusion, and paranoid delusions. (Although president George W. Bush exhibits many of the same symptoms, in his case they indicate immense stupidity rather than actual madness). Other notable people with this condition include Swiss artist HR Giger and British monarch Queen Elizabeth I.
 
Your score is: 113

INSANITY INDEX 5.99
Thank you for taking the SaniTest(TM). This score indicates that you are distempered. Dogs with this condition are routinely put down, but similarly afflicted humans are usually left free to roam the streets, root through dumpsters, and even run for public office. Others who scored at this level include Ugandan dictator Idi Amin, playwright George Bernard Shaw, and actress Melanie Griffith.


Idi Amin, not bad.
 
That was really boring.....

Your score is: 117

For easier understanding, the HPLHS SaniTest assessment algorithm converts your raw score to a scale of 1 to 10. This number is your INSANITY INDEX.
INSANITY INDEX 6.28 This is a very special score. Although the SaniTest(TM) cannot provide you with a specific diagnosis, this score just reaches the level commonly referred to as 'certifiable.' This means that your family and/or loved ones, if you have any, would be able to have you legally locked away in an asylum at a moment's notice in order to gain access to your money, your possessions, or just out of revenge for all the annoying things you do. Others who scored at this level include novelist James Joyce, philosopher Friedrich Nietzsche, and none other than HP Lovecraft.
 
at least you know that you're as mad as someone on the internet who wants people to think they know something about the nature of insanity says you are. awooga booga! i gets me brain medicines from the nartional 'ealth.
 
For easier understanding, the HPLHS SaniTest assessment algorithm converts your raw score to a scale of 1 to 10. This number is your INSANITY INDEX.
INSANITY INDEX 6.81 Your score suggests that you are what's known as 'bughouse.' That's a colloquial term for madness from a time when people who thought they were crawling with bugs were often correct. In these more hygienic times, it indicates a potentially serious problem. Others who scored at this level include pop star Michael Jackson and Greek philosopher Plato
 
Your score is: 114


INSANITY INDEX 6.06 This score indicates that you are hysterical. By which we mean subject to overexcitement of the psychic, sensory, vasomotor and visceral functions, coupled with unmanageable fear and emotional excess, and not that you're particularly funny. Although sometimes loss of those visceral functions is good for a laugh. Others who scored at this level include ex-president Bill Clinton, thrill murderers Leopold & Loeb, and new-age archeologist Graham Hancock.

Ah well, there goes possibilities of maintaining a decent job in later life...unless !ninjaaaa
 
INSANITY INDEX 6.51 Thank you for taking the SaniTest(TM). Your score suggests that you are rather unbalanced. People who score at this level frequently have perverse secrets or repressed memories which cause them to behave strangely or say wildly inappropriate things. Others who scored at this level include ex-president Ronald Reagan.

Sweet.|..|
 
INSANITY INDEX 8.07 This a solidly high score, and it indicates that you're stark raving loco. People who score at this level have behavior and emotions that are highly unpredictable, and many of their ideas seem to come from left field. Other notable people who scored at this level include busty actress Adrienne Barbeau and physicist Stephen Hawking.

yes! muthafuckin Tony Hawking
 
Your score is: 112 :eek:

For easier understanding, the HPLHS SaniTest assessment algorithm converts your raw score to a scale of 1 to 10. This number is your INSANITY INDEX.
INSANITY INDEX 5.91 Thank you for taking the SaniTest(TM). Sorry to say it, but your score suggests that you are phobic. This can be a debilitating condition, but there are various effective forms of therapy. Some phobic patients compensate for their fears by becoming extremely aggressive, recklessly daring, and/or profoundly annoying. Others who scored at this level include puritan scourge Cotton Mather and folksy entertainer Andy Griffith.


 
Your score is: 104

For easier understanding, the HPLHS SaniTest assessment algorithm converts your raw score to a scale of 1 to 10. This number is your INSANITY INDEX.
INSANITY INDEX 5.32 Thank you for taking the SaniTest(TM). Your score indicates that you are, frankly, disturbing. You seem to radiate a psychic intensity that alarms dogs and small children, and which polite adults attempt to ignore. You may find it interferes with your ability to form personal relationships, even though you otherwise have much to offer. Others who scored at this level include former weatherman Willard Scott and emperor Rudolph of Bavaria.
 
Your score is: 116


INSANITY INDEX 6.21 Thank you for taking the SaniTest(TM). There's good news and bad news in your score. It indicates that you are non compos mentis. Although that does imply a debilitating level of madness, it also means you have a built-in legal excuse for some of the crazy shit you do. (Please note: the assessments of the SaniTest(TM) have absolutely no weight in any court of law.) Others who scored at this level include former secretary of state Alexander Haig, beloved Spanish ventriloquist Se–or Wences, and popular physicist Richard Feynman.
 

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