Horrible Musical Instruments (2 Viewers)

[Pantone247]

"The thread is just stupid anyway"
Pantone 247

ah here, if anything I'm taking this thread too seriously...

 

[therealjohnny]

Someone posted this here the other day

I love this- it reminds me of Les Dawson's bad piano playing

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[Pantone247]

I love this- it reminds me of Les Dawson's bad piano playing
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ti1gbVE0cWw

that were deadly, he used to play with one hand in a seperate key, and then flick back and forth.. making it possibly more difficult then just playing the piano

YouTube - Les Dawson, playing the piano

 

[Mitchum]

The acoustic guitar.

I've changed my mind.
Lately it's the sound of the boiling kettle when I'm trying to watch TV.

 

[egg_]

I can't stand the sax.

I used to hate the sax, but then one night a killer bass sax riff appeared in my head during a melancholy dream. If I ever manage to write the song that the riff and dream implied you will change your mind

 

[egg_]

At its best, the sax sounds like a giant aggressive goose. HONK! HONK!

 

[snakybus]

At its best, the sex sounds like a giant aggressive goose. HONK! HONK!

Couldn't agree more.

 

[egg_]

Egg, I'm shocked by your aggressiveness!

I'm a polite smiling boy with his finger in a hole in a dam that restrains an ocean of violence

only messing, sorry dude

 

[snakybus]

I'm a polite smiling boy with his finger in a hole in a dam that restrains an ocean of violence

only messing, sorry dude

no worries egg, I've got my finger in my hole too!

 

[therealjohnny]

I used to hate the sax, but then one night a killer bass sax riff appeared in my head during a melancholy dream. If I ever manage to write the song that the riff and dream implied you will change your mind

this springs to mind..

 

[Pantone247]

I've changed my mind.
Lately it's the sound of the boiling kettle when I'm trying to watch TV.

put the kettle in another room

 

[Pantone247]

 

[therealjohnny]

I know it's very good, technically adept and all but the plethora of guitarists who are using the guitar as a percussion instrument is starting to irritate me... a bit..

not losing sleep over it or anything

like

 

[coast to coast]

put the kettle in another room

i first read that as put another kettle in the room and thought you were referring to some obscure phasing trick like with microphones.


so, then....... basses with more than four strings.

 

[Pantone247]

i first read that as put another kettle in the room and thought you were referring to some obscure phasing trick like with microphones.

also a good idea

here Bobby McFerrin... instrument or person?

either way, horrible

 

[yosammedysam]

I used to think a jaws harp was referred to as a jew's harp
owing to it's size. Honest mistake like.

I hate the sound of the saxofone, zylofone, women (yip yap yap),
laughter and music COS MUSIC IS SHI

FUCK MUSIC

 

[lympog]

I used to think a jaws harp was referred to as a jew's harp
owing to it's size. Honest mistake like.

I hate the sound of the saxofone, zylofone, women (yip yap yap),
laughter and music COS MUSIC IS SHI

FUCK MUSIC

jaysus, like, you're quite strange

leigh

 

[Mitchum]

jaysus, like, you're quite strange

leigh

Clearly a Looney Tune.

In fairness that smug cnt Bugs Bunny would drive anyone crackers.

 

[yosammedysam]

jaysus, like, you're quite strange

leigh

well ever since the accident things have taken a turn for
the worse

 

[Pantone247]

here Mitchum I look this up on wikipedia, next time your kettle is pissing you off, spread a circle of salt around you, appprantly the water vapour collects the salt, making the vapour denser then usual or the sound waves from the kettle can't move as easily and thus take longer to reach you