Simplistic Cow
New Member
- Joined
- Feb 14, 2007
- Messages
- 133
Members Igor Honey and Earl Mustard have been producing music since 2004 and have amassed a generous back catalogue of songs-5 albums worth, with each album averaging 30 songs or more. Their latest independent release is "sex offenders in your medicine cabinet". They like playing gigs, chocolate, fine whisky and Kylie Minogue. They will be releasing their first single-Joyridin' on the 4th May 2007 on Simplistic Cow.
Tower Records In-store Sat May 5th @ 4pm
Next shows:
12 April Boom Boom Room
3rd May PANDAmonium @ The Hub with Frank Sidebottom.
A review from Mongrel Magazine
Hoovers & Sledgehammers
Ask Me Nicely
Hilarious home- made Irish rock with production values so low none of you unhardened civilians should even risk exposing yourselves to it. After listening to about 150 nondescript indie albums in a row however, this truly is the stuff that keeps me alive. The four page track by- track commentary that comes with Ask Me Nicely is helpful: “I’ll Fucken Stab Ye You Cunt"is a very vicious song the lyrics are aggressive with the narrator having no hope no future and no feelings towards anyone not even his mother who he also stabbed.” The lyrics are equally unorthodox: Potatoes, carrots you could grow in me ears / But if I was naked, ah Jesus, I’d have you in tears! In conclusion Hoovers & Sledgehammers, your album is really, really terrible – keep up the good work please!
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Butler
Hoovers Myspace www.myspace.com/viruswithfootwear
Tower Records In-store Sat May 5th @ 4pm
Next shows:
12 April Boom Boom Room
3rd May PANDAmonium @ The Hub with Frank Sidebottom.
A review from Mongrel Magazine
Hoovers & Sledgehammers
Ask Me Nicely
Hilarious home- made Irish rock with production values so low none of you unhardened civilians should even risk exposing yourselves to it. After listening to about 150 nondescript indie albums in a row however, this truly is the stuff that keeps me alive. The four page track by- track commentary that comes with Ask Me Nicely is helpful: “I’ll Fucken Stab Ye You Cunt"is a very vicious song the lyrics are aggressive with the narrator having no hope no future and no feelings towards anyone not even his mother who he also stabbed.” The lyrics are equally unorthodox: Potatoes, carrots you could grow in me ears / But if I was naked, ah Jesus, I’d have you in tears! In conclusion Hoovers & Sledgehammers, your album is really, really terrible – keep up the good work please!
60%
Butler
Hoovers Myspace www.myspace.com/viruswithfootwear