Here's one for all you ladies out there tonight... (1 Viewer)

[Corey]

My ladylove likes to make the clothes and stuff and is not bad at it.
So i'm going to buy her a present.

Women, where's the sowing machine shop?

 

[Lefty Frizzell]

Theres a mad old lookin singer machine repairs shop on the harold cross road.

Hope this helps.

 

[c0De_n1NjA]

yeah, i was going to get the bird one too. they are pricey though, so i'm just going to get her a needle and thread instead.

 

[Rachel666]

If I remember correctly there's a Singer Sowing Machine (the best kind) in Bray. I think it's on the same road as the cinema and KFC.

 

[ICUH8N]

If you want, I can have one of my spies run around the corner and check out that bray claim, Mr Girl.

2 secs.

*picks up bat-phone

 

[Corey]

yeah, i was going to get the bird one too. they are pricey though, so i'm just going to get her a needle and thread instead.

Hahahahafucksake! It's the little things that crack me up the most. But seriously; she'd hurt me if i did that. They're apparantly between 3-400 eurons which seems kinda nuts in my man's brain. I feel as if the sexist undertone of this thread title may have offended some of the more principled young ladies in and around these parts.

Only time will tell.

 

[c0De_n1NjA]

ask "broken Arm" to get his missus's advice - she knows her onions.

 

[Corey]

If you want, I can have one of my spies run around the corner and check out that bray claim, Mr Girl.

2 secs.

*picks up bat-phone

I want your job. Your staff must fucking pray a slow death unto you nightly.

Yeah do it and we'll discuss results over a cold heartless one after work, yes?

 

[RED(tape)MENACE]

There's one in Drumcondra. Careful, now.

 

[ICUH8N]

Good plan. Where were you thinking of?

 

[Corey]

Good plan. Where were you thinking of?

Does down your way still have painfully high concentration of wanker in it of an early friday eve?

 

[Lefty Frizzell]

Good plan. Where were you thinking of?

can i come?

 

[Corey]

can i come?

Hmmmmm.......

Are you sound?

 

[ICUH8N]

You certainly can.

 

[ICUH8N]

Bray Singer Centre: 01 [size=-1]2853742[/size]

 

[Corey]

Bray Singer Centre: 01 [size=-1]2853742[/size]

Sound out fucker.

 

[Lefty Frizzell]

so wheres the venue then?

 

[ICUH8N]

Pretty much anywhere suits me - I'll leave it to you two.

 

[wild_cat]

How much money do you have to spend? those things cost a shit load.

 

[Rachel666]

Try the buy and sell first though.