Having a shit day that ends with getting upset and nearly throwing a wobbly (1 Viewer)

[Zeelander]

The only solution is to go home, have a shower and listen to Sam Cooke at maximum volume. Good evening.

 

[theweeyin]

Aww dude! What's going on?!

 

[wild_cat]

The only solution is to go home, have a shower and listen to Sam Cooke at maximum volume. Good evening.

Is this true?

 

[ernesto]

i find having a nice relaxing poo always does the trick.

 

[Unclealo]

i find having a nice relaxing poo always does the trick.

Anger Shit (tm)

 

[Rogue]

 

[Rachel666]

The only solution is to go home, have a shower and listen to Sam Cooke at maximum volume. Good evening.

got so drunk and stoned I passed out on the couch beside my fella (also fucked). Next thing I know i'm at the bus stop being told what I fucking did. Pigs came in the back door, which was wide open because everyone at the session is wildly irresponsible. They gently awoke him and then tried to shake the shite out of me but i was knocked out. Pig asked me to get up. I thought it was eoin and said NO. What's your name? Nooooooot telling. Get up or I'll arrest everyone for trespassing. ZZzzzzzz.
The pigs asked me for my details again. This time I told them everything including my mammy's name. ??? I'm so angry with myself. They didn't call my home in the end. It took 11 people to put my shoes on.

But I met Lala that night, so it wasn't all crap. .|..|

 

[La La]

got so drunk and stoned I passed out on the couch beside my fella (also fucked). Next thing I know i'm at the bus stop being told what I fucking did. Pigs came in the back door, which was wide open because everyone at the session is wildly irresponsible. They gently awoke him and then tried to shake the shite out of me but i was knocked out. Pig asked me to get up. I thought it was eoin and said NO. What's your name? Nooooooot telling. Get up or I'll arrest everyone for trespassing. ZZzzzzzz.
The pigs asked me for my details again. This time I told them everything including my mammy's name. ??? I'm so angry with myself. They didn't call my home in the end. It took 11 people to put my shoes on.

But I met Lala that night, so it wasn't all crap. .|..|

oh no, the bacon came round? booooo.
hope you had fun. nice to meet you too; i'm off to pack my bags and head back to smelly king kong. bye guyz.

 

[brianoak]

got so drunk and stoned I passed out on the couch beside my fella (also fucked). Next thing I know i'm at the bus stop being told what I fucking did. Pigs came in the back door, which was wide open because everyone at the session is wildly irresponsible. They gently awoke him and then tried to shake the shite out of me but i was knocked out. Pig asked me to get up. I thought it was eoin and said NO. What's your name? Nooooooot telling. Get up or I'll arrest everyone for trespassing. ZZzzzzzz.
The pigs asked me for my details again. This time I told them everything including my mammy's name. ??? I'm so angry with myself. They didn't call my home in the end. It took 11 people to put my shoes on.

But I met Lala that night, so it wasn't all crap. .|..|

What the hell has that got to do with the thread???????????

 

[c0De_n1NjA]

It took 11 people to put my shoes on.

i looked for a picture of something with loads of legs but google just churned up loads of porn. I love that.

 

[avernus]

when a copper asks you your name the answer should always be 'BANG BANG BANG" at the top of your voice.

 

[inspector horse]

What the hell has that got to do with the thread???????????

yeh i read that too but didnt say anything cos i thought maybe id missed something...fuck being diplomatic in the future

 

[billygannon]

i looked for a picture of something with loads of legs but google just churned up loads of porn. I love that.

Sheeesh! Don't tell me about it!

I was burying some victims in my back garden over the Christmas period and I kept churning up loads of porn as well. Because I'm The Avenging Angel and my destiny is to clean the world of filth, I have to admit I was somewhat disgusted at the imagery. Nevertheless, I did ejaculate.

 

[Dara]

hi guys.

 

[Zeelander]

hi guys.

Hi dara. How was your Christmas holidays?

 

[Dara]

Hi dara. How was your Christmas holidays?

Hi Zeelander,

The holidays went well. I spoke to my mother briefly, Dad was busy. Was out drinking a good bit. Just slept in on christmas day, had a rest. Sometimes its nice to be an your own and gather your thoughts, know what i mean?

How were your holidays?

D.

 

[c0De_n1NjA]

Hi Zeelander,

The holidays went well. I spoke to my mother briefly, Dad was busy. Was out drinking a good bit. Just slept in on christmas day, had a rest. Sometimes its nice to be an your own and gather your thoughts, know what i mean?

How were your holidays?

D.

haha, lonely loser.

 

[Spam Javelin]

haha, lonely loser.

Take it easy man.

He's not such a bad bloke. I met him in Hogans a few nights back. He's a fun guy. Gave me a copy of his new album, "Dog Eared Memories", signed and all.

 

[c0De_n1NjA]

Take it easy man.

He's not such a bad bloke. I met him in Hogans a few nights back. He's a fun guy. Gave me a copy of his new album, "Dog Eared Memories", signed and all.

he started it.

 

[furious]

That's bollox, man