Google Mars (2 Viewers)

[shitepipe]

http://www.google.com/mars/

not much craic on Mars then

 

[tripoli]

think some kid drank some poster paint and got sick on the map.

 

[classic seanc]

Not a single alien mars-base to be found.

What a load of shite.

 

[Lord Damian]

i can see the crater that housed my old primary school. neato.

that aside, is it me or does Google seem to be getting too big for it's own good?

 

[classic seanc]

Shhhh, they can hear you!

Meet me later in the carpark. There's much to discuss. Come alone.

 

[Lord Damian]

Shhhh, they can hear you!

Meet me later in the carpark. There's much to discuss. Come alone.

i can see your avatar pal. there will be no carpark "meeting".

 

[tripoli]

i can see the crater that housed my old primary school. neato.
that aside, is it me or does Google seem to be getting too big for it's own good?

seemingly, they reckon the 'search' market is done with in terms of further expansion. they are working on cataloging libraries and other such crazy projects. i'd say we don't know they half of what they are trying out.

curious though to see where they'll be in 5 years...

 

[Lord Damian]

curious though to see where they'll be in 5 years...

GOOGLE FOR PRESIDENT.

 

[shitepipe]

Executives at Google, the rapidly growing online-search company that promises to "organize the world's information," announced Monday the latest step in their expansion effort: a far-reaching plan to destroy all the information it is unable to index.

"Our users want the world to be as simple, clean, and accessible as the Google home page itself," said Google CEO Eric Schmidt at a press conference held in their corporate offices. "Soon, it will be."


The new project, dubbed Google Purge, will join such popular services as Google Images, Google News, and Google Maps, which catalogs the entire surface of the Earth using high-resolution satellites.



http://www.theonion.com/content/node/40076

 

[UnIt SevEn]

Red planet my arse!

Is it not crap the way they give you 14 million replies when you only want to know one thing. I think they should have screen shots of web sites that could relate to your search criteria...

Sorry, someone knocking at the door. Will finish this after I see what they want...

 

[classic seanc]

curious though to see where they'll be in 5 years...

Are you a guidance counsellor Tripoli?
Tripoli: So young Google, where do you see yourself in five years time?
Google: Ruling the world in a fast and convenient way.
Tripoli: ho ho ho! Ah to be young again!


.......and so on.

i can see your avatar pal. there will be no carpark "meeting"

I think if our Avatar's got in a fight, your's would probably win.

 

[classic seanc]

Sorry, someone knocking at the door. Will finish this after I see what they want...

It's Google, they've come for you.

 

[tripoli]

Are you a guidance counsellor Tripoli?

i'm not sean but i tell you what, i could do with a guidance counsellor.
what am i doin and where ta jaysus am i goin, who knows...

 

[classic seanc]

i'm not sean but i tell you what, i could do with a guidance counsellor.
what am i doin and where ta jaysus am i goin, who knows...

Did you try asking Google?

 

[tripoli]

Did you try asking Google?

Yeah, i searched and this was the first result:


You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to seanc again.

 

[classic seanc]

shite!

 

[tripoli]

shite!

indeed sean, indeed

 

[classic seanc]

Googling my name reveals that there's another guy with the same name, which is unusual enough in itself, but he goes to the same college as me, which is quite odd. And his the secretary of the LGBT soceity, which is odder still

 

[tripoli]

Googling my name reveals that there's another guy with the same name, which is unusual enough in itself, but he goes to the same college as me, which is quite odd. And his the secretary of the LGBT soceity, which is odder still

heh heh

i want tell you what i come up as


edit: i took my picture off cause i don't want you lot seeing what i look like

 

[classic seanc]

Yeah, that's the guy.

Since the admin folks in my college are a bunch of incompetent shams, I've to explain that I'm not him every time I get a book outta the library/see the doc/whatever.


His real name is John, he just decided to Irish-it-up for some reason. I'm the real deal baby