getting the horn (2 Viewers)

[smallbrownbear]

as i've been toddling about town on adventures i've noticed an increase of men in cars beeping at girls/ women who are walking past on the path.
is it because they are big hairy studs in super fast cars and they want you to take notice?

 

[therealjohnny]

Irish women are getting sexier

I think

 

[Stan Bowles]

Didn't half give me the horn, that. Him lying there. He looked so fucking vulnerable, didn't he? I mean, like, I c-, I couldn't prevent myself, you know, having a wank immediately 'cause he looked-, he looked vulnerable, he looked at-, at rest and, er, somebody had, er, gone to the trouble of plucking all that hair out of his nostrils. I didn't fancy him when he was alive 'cause he had all this fucking hair up his nostrils but when they'd, er, when the cosmetician had had a go at his body and that .....

 

[avernus]

Didn't half give me the horn, that. Him lying there. He looked so fucking vulnerable, didn't he? I mean, like, I c-, I couldn't prevent myself, you know, having a wank immediately 'cause he looked-, he looked vulnerable, he looked at-, at rest and, er, somebody had, er, gone to the trouble of plucking all that hair out of his nostrils. I didn't fancy him when he was alive 'cause he had all this fucking hair up his nostrils but when they'd, er, when the cosmetician had had a go at his body and that .....

sounds like Bret.

 

[Hector Grey]

I can understand that. I can understand that. It's enough to give you the horn. Anything gives me the horn, I find. I c-, you know, I can look at anything. I look at, er, a picture of a-, of a, er-, erm, a piece of, er, toilet paper, I get the horn.

 

[Yurn!]

'When you drive that thing into the garage, does the garage say 'Is- is it in yet?'

 

[Stan Bowles]

Anything gives me the horn, I'm very lucky that way. Except my wife Valerie. She doesn't give me the horn at all.

 

[Ciansy]

Here's a picture of Leucothea giving Dionysus the horn.

Saucy, eh?

 

[Hector Grey]

Anything gives me the horn, I'm very lucky that way. Except my wife Valerie. She doesn't give me the horn at all.

No, she's an ugly bitch, isn't she?

 

[Stan Bowles]

No, she's an ugly bitch, isn't she?

I've explained to her, time after time. I said, "Val," I said, I-, "fuck knows what it is, love, but you do not give me the horn." I said, "You fucking don't give me the horn!" .....

 

[SONYMEGADRIVE]

i've found that doing donuts around nutgrove shopping centre is a great way of attracting a mate

 

[Hector Grey]

I've explained to her, time after time. I said, "Val," I said, I-, "fuck knows what it is, love, but you do not give me the horn." I said, "You fucking don't give me the horn!" .....

Lord Longford gives me the fucking horn.

 

[sexypornolady]

My car is fucking way awesome.

 

[Ciansy]

Lord Longford gives me the fucking horn.

Way outta line here. Lord Leitrim's the one with the flashing legs.

 

[theweeyin]

Oh, I thought this was about the other kind of horn

 

[La La]

have any of you guys ever given the horn?

 

[theweeyin]

have any of you guys ever given the horn?

La La you're not helping!

 

[Ciansy]

Oh, I thought this was about the other kind of horn

I'd say it's about whatever kind of horn you'd like. *leers*

 

[theweeyin]

I'd say it's about whatever kind of horn you'd like. *leers*

Are you single?

 

[Hector Grey]

Way outta line here. Lord Leitrim's the one with the flashing legs.

you just exude sexual criminality. you ecdysise the mores, like so much flab filled latex. i think i'm in love with you brazen mort-amore. a glumooid trepidation endues, engorged i am. emated.