Frist christmas dinner in our own home!! (2 Viewers)

[wild_cat]

This is the first year my family have ever had christmas dinner in our own home cause my aunt moved to a much smaller house, its quare good.

Topic of conversation at the dinner table....

How many times I was collected unconcious drunk over the years, all cause apprently i was drinking my wine to fast....

 

[HMD]

getting drunk early is what christmas day is about. i'm on the champagne right now to clear my pallet for dinner.

 

[wild_cat]

Ive already had dinner, im tucking into the plonk we recieved as goods now, some good like.

 

[BC]

yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyayayayaayayayayyayaa hammemred

 

[HMD]

yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyayayayaayayayayyayaa hammemred

i'm not far behind you and dinner isn't ready yet

 

[ernesto]

yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyayayayaayayayayyayaa hammemred

good man.

 

[wild_cat]

God man Brian, ive developed a tolerance to wine, 5 glasses and only barely tipsy, I dont want to be one of those wino mothers when im older drinking two bottles of wine to feel sometihng, may have something to do with this being the 5th bottle of wine ive tucked into in the past four days


christmas times like...

 

[wild_cat]

ONCE I HAD AND IT WAS GAS SOON TURNED OUT I HAD A HEART OF GLASS... MUCHO MISS TRUST....

Lads im shifting some finer at the moment!!

 

[wild_cat]

ok maybe the wine is starting to mess with me a bit.... oooooohhh woah.....

here easterenders is on ya pack of civil service ridin cunts... bye!!

 

[wild_cat]

maybe one more rollie before I go, im let smoke down here.

 

[wild_cat]

or two roliies...

 

[wild_cat]

i dont know what to do, im always in the dark,,,, ireally need you to night, forever is going to start tonight, once apon a time i was...

 

[Janer]

I feel for ur aunt

 

[Janer]

(19:34:39) • @Janer- opens 1st can of Heiney

Only starting now, had to drive and check a house in Phibs to let dogs and cats get some fresh air etc/////

 

[killy kill]

I felt up ur aunt

bit obvious but....

 

[Janer]

 

[wild_cat]

Janer your just old enough to me my aunt, thats your problem, i was never let drink at her house she'd never let me drink, but my parents are like lets feed are wino daughter all the chape wine... you say chape where im from!! and eader insted of either and daysent insted of decent, and folt insted of fold. ive been playing a lot of texas hold'um today, lads that finer didnt text me back.. fuck him and his big dick!!!

 

[wild_cat]

but you like the x-ray spex so that makes you kinda ok!!

 

[Janer]

I now fully agree with you, next stop now to solve the Palestinian/Zionist problem.....should be done by midnight.

 

[wild_cat]

just cause your old like? what age are you? your over 40?