for fucks sake (1 Viewer)

[needtokill]

www.myspace.com/serpents666

 

[GARYXKNIFEDX]

I liked your old stuff better,haha.

 

[Eddie Gorilla]

"the serpents exist to make your ears bleed."

Inneresting..

But here, that has to be a joke; it says David Lynch is in the band!
And more ridiculously; Crawford Winstead!
There's no fuckin' way that's a real name.

 

[brianoak]

Here Jamie I think that band have the same name as you guys.
Wasnt sure whether you noticed or not.
all the best,
Brian

 

[joematic]

I am now their internet friends. what they don't know is that I intend to start dementing them with messages to change their name, until they do...

or else I 'll start dementing 'our' serpents with messages to change theirs...

 

[Cormcolash]

Actually I forgot to mention Joe, I've been in a band with some people you don't know since 2001 and we're called Slomatics. We have a tape out, so I think you better change your name.

 

[La La]

they only have 91 friends, nothing to worry about.

 

[glen]

Serpents D.C.

 

[SONYMEGADRIVE]

i like how "serpents theme" starts out like "ghostbusters theme"
anyway, who cares

 

[Bastard Eoin]

...them lads are fierce shite and they only started in november 05, a swift action injuction might shut them up...how about the serpants instead?

 

[joematic]

...how about the serpants instead?

the 'pants...?

Cormac - change your name... or ELSE!!!

actually - when we were in Leeds in november we saw some posters for a band called somatics. those boys nearly got a hiding, if they'd been around. I think they were a slomatics tribute band....

 

[Bastard Eoin]

"a swift action injuction might shut them up"

ha! what was i thinkin, im fairly sure i ment to say a swift COURT injunction might shut them up.

the pants?...works for me, not as much as the trouser serpents though.

 

[W.]

they like swans, you like swans.

i love swans.

 

[nofunchee]

they like swans, you like swans.

i love swans.

what's to like about those arm breaking cunts?

 

[La La]

what's to like about those arm breaking cunts?

my ma made me fear swans as a kid cos she told me all they had to do was flap at you and you'd be all broken arms and legs. so i took to feeding ducks instead until one of them fuckin bit me on the thumb.

these days i just keep to myself.

 

[nofunchee]

my ma made me fear swans as a kid cos she told me all they had to do was flap at you and you'd be all broken arms and legs. so i took to feeding ducks instead until one of them fuckin bit me on the thumb.

these days i just keep to myself.

those ducks we're hardline republicans on hunger strike, what the fuck did you expect la la.

 

[damien]

those ducks we're hardline republicans on hunger strike, what the fuck did you expect la la.

that sentence doesn't even make sense. stop trying to play the hard man ont the internet dunchee, everyone knows you're as harmless fluffy as your one curly dread in real life.

 

[tommytrousers]

those ducks we're hardline republicans on hunger strike, what the fuck did you expect la la.

their not learnin ya propur out in dat bell field plaice at tall dunkee

 

[nofunchee]

 

[serpidad oriley]

i assure you those are their real names. david lynch is real. so is crawford. i know cause im in the band. i got the inside scoop on that hot shit. but serisouly, we are real.