favourite only fools and horses moment. (1 Viewer)

[Nate Champion]

Remember Mickey Pierce's band? Great episode.

 

[Jerry Twig]

Once the Grandad died it turned into one of the wost programmes ever.

No way.
I love the special when they go to Brighton for the day and blow up the bus.

 

[nlgbbbblth]

That emperor burger scene is from the first episode, Big Brother:

Grandad: This is a cheeseburger!I asked for an Emperor burger.

Rodney: I couldn't afford an Emperor burger.

Grandad(To Del): He got me a cheeseburger.

Del: What?

Grandad: I asked him for an Emperor burger,and he brings me back a cheeseburger!

Del: Yes, yes, hang on a minute Spiros. Will you just hang on.(To Rodney)Look, what's he on about now?

Rodney: He asked me to get him an Emperor burger, but I couldn't afford it so I got him a cheeseburger!

Del: Bloody Emperor burgers and cheese burgers! I'm trying to
do a deal here. Now shut up will you! No, no, not you Spiros, no, no me old mate. Alright, how many of these briefcases can I put you down for? Ah, none! Right thanks, great - yeah, alright, see you around.

Rodney: I told you the best thing to do with them cases didn't I! Chuck 'em in the river!

Del:Chuck 'em in the river! Chuck 'em in the river! That's our
profit you're talking about. What do you think this is - a nationalised industry?

Grandad: He knows I hate cheese!

Del: Will you stop going on about that rotten cheeseburger, will you!

 

[error type 11]

I know it's puerile, but I love the bit when Del falls through the open bar.

Same here

 

[flashback]

Del: Will you stop going on about that rotten cheeseburger, will you!

Huh. I wonder did WuTang watch Only Fools and Horses. Cause, that's the same joke in 7th chamber.

[R] Yo Meth, hold up, hold up Yo Meth, where my Killer tape at ya?
First of all, where my--
Where the fuck is my tape at?
[M] Yo son I ain't got that peace son
[R] How you ain't go my shit, When I let you hold it man
[M] Niggas came over to have 40 and blunts kid The shit just came up missin' man
[R] Come on man, that don't got nothin to do with my shit man Come on, go head with that shit
[M] Come on man, I'll buy you 4 more fuckin Killah tapes man
*knock knock*
[R] Open the door man, what the fuck, man, yo what What's up
[G] Yo yo, God, word is bond, yo, Shymeek just got bust in his head
Two times God [word to mother]
Real life God, you know Shymeek from fuckin 212 [yeah yeah yea]
The nigga just got bust, niggas in the Black Land, god
Word is bond, came thru God from out of nowhere, God
Word is bond, I'm comin to get my Culture Cypher, god
And it just--, word is bond, crazy shots just went the fuck off
The nigga layin there like a fuckin new born fuckin baby God
[M] Is he dead?
*Silence*
[G] Is he fuckin dead, what the fuck you mean is he fuckin dead god
What kind of question is that B, what the fuck you think?
The nigga layin there with this fuckin all types of fuckin blood
Comin out of his--
Easy, easy, easy, easy, kid
[G] Yo God, whats up God, it's the God, god, word is bond
I'm waitin to fuckin late, i'm ready to get busy
[R] Let's go do- let's go do what we gotta do right fuck it
What's up yo, yo we out or what?
[G] It's the god ya, fuck that
We out, got a problem man
What the fuck
Nigga still sweatin his Killer tape!?
[G] What the fuck is you talkin about man, get the fuck outta here

 

[Franco]

Sidney Potter

 

[pete]

er, when the chandelier falls down or when theyre running doen the street dressed as batman and robin.

seeing the batman and robin shit that christmas night = awesome

also, del falling through the bar.

 

[rampz]

seeing the batman and robin shit that christmas night = awesome

also, del falling through the bar.

so only fools and horses reminiscing is better than san fransisco pete. remind me to strike that off my list of potential holiday destinations.