farting in a bottle (1 Viewer)

[theoootini]

lads, i farted in a bottle this morning after a night of the black stuff, and kept it with me all day to sniff it as i please, imagine my horror when i looked at it more closely later on and found two arse hairs and a speck of shit. morto! lol

 

[Froog]

fucking hell mate.

 

[the departed]

happens to the best of us.

 

[David Kronenbourg]

ever fart in a dvd case just before handing it back into chartbusters? i haven't

 

[dAndAn]

oootini loves poo

 

[theoootini]

hmm...

 

[timbot]

Oh jesus Ootini

 

[7 - No tomorrow]

Pootini

 

[Thebeard]

Thats pretty funny.

 

[Simplistic Cow]

overheard on bus this morning. Girl "someone took a poo in our bath"
Spanish girl " Oh no. Are you ok?"
"I'm fine, I'm not cleaning it thou"
Oh how I love dublin

 

[Wilbert]

overheard on bus this morning. Girl "someone took a poo in our bath"
Spanish girl " Oh no. Are you ok?"
"I'm fine, I'm not cleaning it thou"
Oh how I love dublin

She sounds very posh.

 

[Simplistic Cow]

castleknock

 

[7 - No tomorrow]

castleknock

Faux posh

 

[Simplistic Cow]

yep. Faux posh for about the last 35 years.

 

[Froog]

what kind of containers do ye fart into? vases? champagne bottles?

 

[cocksucker]

lads, i farted in a bottle this morning after a night of the black stuff, and kept it with me all day to sniff it as i please, imagine my horror when i looked at it more closely later on and found two arse hairs and a speck of shit. morto! lol

sure have you not heard of jenkem? take a piss and a shit in a bottle, then put a ballon over the top and leave it in the sun overnight. huff the gas and youll see dead people. its a great laugh try it once you wont regret it, cheapest and best high youll ever have.

 

[timbot]

sure have you not heard of jenkem? take a piss and a shit in a bottle, then put a ballon over the top and leave it in the sun overnight. huff the gas and youll see dead people. its a great laugh try it once you wont regret it, cheapest and best high youll ever have.

What do you reckon Ootini? Does it give the visceral thrill you have been looking for or are you going to continue to chase the brown dragon?

 

[Cara]

What do you reckon Ootini? Does it give the visceral thrill you have been looking for or are you going to continue to chase the brown dragon?

You only want him to answer so you know what the cool kids are doing and you can do the same. Heaven forbid you were still farting in a bottle while everyone else was pissing and shitting in them. Morto!

 

[timbot]

You only want him to answer so you know what the cool kids are doing and you can do the same. Heaven forbid you were still farting in a bottle while everyone else was pissing and shitting in them. Morto!

I was farting in bottles when you were still shitting in nappies kid...

 

[Cara]

I was farting in bottles when you were still shitting in nappies kid...

Firstly, calling me 'kid' is drawing attention to the fact that you are old, and should be grown up enough to not be boasting about farting in bottles.

Secondly, you're scum