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[Pantone247]

I seem to have my hand trapped in the u-bend of the 3rd cubicle of the ladies toilets in Messer Maguires.

could someone PM me if they can help?

 

[Wooly]

I seem to have my hand trapped in the u-bend of the 3rd cubicle of the ladies toilets in Messer Maguires.

could someone PM me if they can help?

I used to work in DynoRod

The trick is to dislocate your thumb, flush, then remove said body part

 

[spiritualtramp]

I seem to have my hand trapped in the u-bend of the 3rd cubicle of the ladies toilets in Messer Maguires.

could someone PM me if they can help?

poor pantone ! did you go tampon fishing again ?

 

[spectraljanitor]

poor pantone ! did you go tampon fishing again ?

tampons=vampire teabags

 

[rumpus]

Just let go of the turd man for gods sake


you're the only man I know who thinks womenses gick is sexier than women.

 

[Pantone247]

I was going to propose to my girlfriend in here, it's where we first met, earlier today

 

[spiritualtramp]

I was going to propose to my girlfriend in here, it's where we first met, earlier today

thats mad fancy , that is

 

[snap-apple]

I was going to propose to my girlfriend in here, it's where we first met, earlier today

ah, you old romantic

 

[Ex-User (1487)]

super dooper urgent, i need cheering up

 

[Pantone247]

ah, you old romantic

ah thanks guys

but like when I say "girlfriend" I mean I just saw her in here earlier today

so I've been hanging around till she comes back so I can pop the question.

*so excited!!*

 

[Beanstalk]

ah thanks guys

but like when I say "girlfriend" I mean I just saw her in here earlier today

so I've been hanging around till she comes back so I can pop the question.

*so excited!!*

She isnt 6ft 10, leather clad with a hairy beard and an even hairier cock, is she? Answers to the name Cliff?


Ah yeah, I remember reading that graffitti.

 

[Pantone247]

She isnt 6ft 10, leather clad with a hairy beard and an even hairier cock, is she? Answers to the name Cliff?


Ah yeah, I remember reading that graffitti.

listen, Beany, this isn't some filthy little pervy dirty sex game
me and... whatever her name turns out to be had a *moment*
well I had a moment, well I was having a moment when I saw her

but I woudln't expect you dorks to know anything about a love like ours

a good pure *real* love

 

[LMD64]

i hope you mopped up after your *moment*. nobody likes a sticky toilet bowl.