Emmerdale (1 Viewer)

[It Will Never Last]

Its all getting very interesting in the dales these days...

Andy's little fling backfiring big time, with gymslip mum Debbie dropping a Dingle/Sugden combo.

Lesbian vet Zoe nearly getting her comeuppance, but then stabbing serial neanderthal Scott ("you know what your problem is, you need a real man") with a syringe full of ketamine. Now she's facing some very serious questions, but she looked all determined this evening, with her steely jaw, when her and Queen Gob herself Viv Windsor faced off at Home Farm.

Deadly.

 

[spiritualtramp]

Everytime I ring my ma she asks me if I've seen Emmerdale. I don't watch it. Must be juicy so.

 

[righteous harmony]

i must admit that if i HAD to watch a soap, it'd be emmerdale. oasis should get cain dingle as their singer.

 

[It Will Never Last]

i must admit that if i HAD to watch a soap, it'd be emmerdale. oasis should get cain dingle as their singer.

And Zak and Shadrach as backing singers.

 

[Lefty Frizzell]

i must admit that if i HAD to watch a soap, it'd be emmerdale. oasis should get cain dingle as their singer.

hmmm... dont know whether patsy kensit would approve.

 

[krystal]

fucking LOVES it. I watch it every day, it's consistently good.

 

[mackle]

ah Chloe

 

[It Will Never Last]

ah Chloe

I want her to have my babies.

It would be ginger X ginger, so ginger squared, but I dodn't care. She's a bleedin' roide! (though she looks rough as fuck there...)

 

[righteous harmony]

who's cooler, charity or chastity?

 

[It Will Never Last]

Charity, defos.

A former hooker, married Chris for his money, shagged her cousin, set her sights on Tom King, nearly got him, then got her revenge on Sadie (Patsy Kensit is a shiiiiiiit actress), leaving her all mascared to fuck.

Now her inbred daughter has a sprog for mommy-killer Andy, whose brother stole his sexy little girlfriend.

Emmerdale = .|..|

 

[righteous harmony]

Charity, defos.

A former hooker, married Chris for his money, shagged her cousin, set her sights on Tom King, nearly got him, then got her revenge on Sadie (Patsy Kensit is a shiiiiiiit actress), leaving her all mascared to fuck.

Now her inbred daughter has a sprog for mommy-killer Andy, whose brother stole his sexy little girlfriend.

Emmerdale = .|..|

whereas, chastity is merely a former exotic dancer turned barmaid who has just joined the army (despite being obviously heavily pregnant). no competition really...

 

[It Will Never Last]

whereas, chastity is merely a former exotic dancer turned barmaid who has just joined the army (despite being obviously heavily pregnant). no competition really...

You forget her relationship with the filth, a big no-no with the Dingles.

Still, Charity for me.

 

[righteous harmony]

i remember a few months back some of the dingles weren't in it for a couple of weeks and they said that they'd gone to limerick in ireland to visit relatives. that's pure genius!

 

[It Will Never Last]

Isn't that where they usually go when they're on the run from the filth?

Am I wrong in thinking that the Dingles would usually have wheels on their house if they didn't have that place of theirs in the dales?

 

[mackle]

who's cooler, charity or chastity?

imagine both at the same time .|..|

 

[krystal]

Nope, that's about right.

Am I wrong in thinking that the Dingles would usually have wheels on their house if they didn't have that place of theirs in the dales?

 

[billygannon]

Emmerdale is clearly the leader of the soaps.
However I do miss Amos Brearley and his weighty chops.

 

[Bag'o'cans]

I often wonder are ther housing estates and 24 hour tescos and roundabouts outside the village! and chavs

 

[krystal]

absolutely, they'd be in Hotton.

I often wonder are ther housing estates and 24 hour tescos and roundabouts outside the village! and chavs

 

[Bag'o'cans]

absolutely, they'd be in Hotton.

Is that like yabby creek?