Dream Weekend Festival (2 Viewers)

[Alan Remorse]

I'm bored, so on the topic of all tomorrow's parties, if you were the curator of a three day festival, what bands would you have??? Now's a chance for everyone to namedrop bands. Mine would be:

Day 1:
Explosions In The Sky
Fugazi
Dillinger Escape Plan
Low
Planes Mistaken For Stars
Robocop Kraus


Day 2:
Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds
The Blood Brothers
Aphex Twin
Thursday
Estbjorn Svennson Trio (EST)
Melt Banana

Day 3:
Neurosis
...Trail Of Dead
Dismemberment Plan
Botch
Múm


what a bloody waste of time that was

 

[FELLATIO NELSON]

day one: sex pistols
cockney rejects
cock sparrer
the restarts
the buisness
runnin riot
the macc lads

day two: the skatalites
toots and the maytels
public enemy
the topcats
bad manners
the selecter(even after the cork incident)
linton kwesi johnson
p.a.i.n

day three: shane macgowan playin all the nips songs( while im dreamin)
[sub][hum][ans] (cause its not a festival without them)
8.6 crew
inner terrestrials
vice squad
op ivy
the lurkers
n.w.a

 

[Alan Remorse]

ha, the macc lads... brilliant... What "Cork incident" are we talking about with the selecter? Did one of them break a hip onstage?

 

[dr.easychord]

my atp:
godspeed
do make say think
shellac
sonic youth
jackie o motherfucker
bonnie prince billy
sun city girls
erase errata............
what id really love to see is will oldham curate all tomorrows parties sometime...that would be good

 

[FELLATIO NELSON]

ahhhhhh the cork incident
sit back and listen to this tale of woe , of boyhood dreams shattered,and why you really should NEVER MEET YOUR (three minute) HEROS...............
it was one summer sunday evening ,i remember it well, 80s greats the selecter were playin in a little pub on oliver plunkett street called the olde oak (according to one of me mates whos about 40 now ,it was a famous skag pub in the early eighties where all the jakies in cork would enjoy their poison,but no more) anyway myself and two other boys ,one called thomas and one called nev, after a game of football and some cans we headed towards the pub to meet two other boys we knew one called belfast barry and one called denzil ,the mean old bouncers refused to let us in saying "you five boys look like punk rockers,NO PUNK ROCKERS!!!" so after pleading with the bouncers we decided to shag off a drink somewhere else, but i was very disapointed as i had wanted to get a photo of me a pauline, so after a shandy or two with the boys, i went back to the venue after the gig to see if my dream could come true,outside the pub i met the drummer and told him our earlier prediciment and all about my boyhood dream,he listened sympathicically and said "ill sort this" brought me into to the pub tellin the bouncer i was with the band brought me up the stairs to the dress room and told me to come in a 'ave a beer when i walked in there was pauline black completely starker ,except for her trousers and her bra with soap all over her face ,she screamed "who the fuck is this get the fuck out" so i rapidly left the dressing room then i heard her scream " the fuckin lot of ye " as she proceeded to kick the rest of the band out.well i havnt seen the selecters name on a gig poster since the incident ,about two years ago , and i like to think i might of ...split up the selecter.

the end

by the way i listened to the selecter for the first time again about a month ago and there even better than i remember,.I COULD NEVER STAY MAD AT YOU PAULINE

 

[FELLATIO NELSON]

US ENJOYIN OUR SHANDYS IN ISSAC BELLS WHILE THE SELECTER WERE PLAYIN ,NOT PICTURED ,ME,NEV

 

[Alan Remorse]

ah ha... i see. i may have imagined this but i think they played cork a couple of months ago, but probably not. actually, that may have been bad manners but you can see how i'd confuse Pauline and Buster Bloodvessel

 

[bohs punks]

QOUTE "there was pauline black completely starkers ,except for her trousers and her bra"QUOTE

mickey you sound like soem young lad in secondary school, starkers except for her clothes - what are ya like!!

oh the head on denzil in the photo- classic

 

[FELLATIO NELSON]

QOUTE "there was pauline black completely starkers ,except for her trousers and her bra"QUOTE

mickey you sound like soem young lad in secondary school, starkers except for her clothes - what are ya like!!

oh the head on denzil in the photo- classic

yeah he looks like if the Fonz lived on site with a dog on a string called skag
......no offence denzil

 

[El Presidentè]

Only One Day:
Dillinger Escape Plan
Puget Sound
Excuse For Escape
Neurosis
Hot Water Music
Blood Brothers
Years To The Merciless
Earth Crisis
Dillinger Four
At The Drive In
Converge

 

[xsteox]

first day...
the cure
muse
primus
dysrythimia
cave-in
clutch
hidh on fire

second day
anthrax
crowbar
pig destroyer
evergreen terrace
the red chord
pelican
stand-up guy
zillah

third day
morbid angel
tool
between the buried and me
bleeding through
uphill battle
scald
eyehategod
mastodon




if i could arrainge it i'd also have iron monkey, botch, helmet, pitchshifter( when they were still good).

 

[the strange guy]

Day One:
Depeche Mode (Marathon 14 hour set)

Day Two:
Ice T
NWA
Public Enemy
Michael Jackson and his white tube of interference
Other black lads. (Not R Kelly though)

Day Three:
KLF
The Orb
cEvin Key
Download
Skinny Puppy

*edit* Shite. And that was a really good chance to name drop punk bands YOU'VE never heard of.

 

[SONYMEGADRIVE]

Saturday Sunday

Witnness main:
22:45 - Coldplay
21:15 - Damien Rice
19:45 - Supergrass
18:15 - Badly Drawn Boy
16:45 - Sugababes
15:15 - Mundy
14:10 - The Revs
13:00 - Echo & The Bunnymen
12:00 - Eisley

Witnness rising:
23:30 - Royksopp
22:00 - Gemma Hayes
20:30 - Mogwai
19:00 - The Thrills
18:00 - Appleton
17:00 - Ron Sexsmith
15:30 - Mull Historical Society
14:30 - Ed Harcourt
13:30 - Dave Couse
12:40 - Mankato
12:00 - Pet Sounds competition winner

Witnness upstage:
22:50 - Underworld
22:20 - Darren Price
21:00 - The Streets
19:30 - Turin Brakes
18:00 - The Coral
16:30 - The Roots
15:30 - Mark Geary
14:30 - Relish
13:30 - Rubyhorse
12:40 - Alphastates (formerly Babelfish)
12:00 - The Answer

Witnness dance:
22:45 - Richie Hawtin
21:30 - DJ Sneak
20:30 - Lemon Jelly
19:30 - Tom Middleton's Cosmos
18:30 - Nightmares on Wax
17:30 - Medicine 8
16:30 - Death in Vegas
16:00 - Scott McNaughton
15:00 - Complete Stone Roses
13:45 - Ray & Noel
13:00 - Gus Gus
12:00 - 110th St. DJ's

Witnness on stage:
23:45 - Jesse Malin
22:30 - The Raveonettes
21:15 - Tom McRae
20:15 - The Rapture
19:15 - Maria Doyle Kennedy
18:15 - Ok Go
17:15 - Turn
16:15 - The Bandits
15:20 - Ten Speed Racer
14:25 - Berkeley
13:30 - Fionn Regan
12:40 - Myslovitz

Sunday

Witnness main:
22:45 - Coldplay
21:15 - Damien Rice
19:45 - Supergrass
18:15 - Badly Drawn Boy
16:45 - Sugababes
15:15 - Mundy
14:10 - The Revs
13:00 - Echo & The Bunnymen
12:00 - Eisley

Witnness rising:
23:30 - Royksopp
22:00 - Gemma Hayes
20:30 - Mogwai
19:00 - The Thrills
18:00 - Appleton
17:00 - Ron Sexsmith
15:30 - Mull Historical Society
14:30 - Ed Harcourt
13:30 - Dave Couse
12:40 - Mankato
12:00 - Pet Sounds competition winner

Witnness upstage:
22:50 - Underworld
22:20 - Darren Price
21:00 - The Streets
19:30 - Turin Brakes
18:00 - The Coral
16:30 - The Roots
15:30 - Mark Geary
14:30 - Relish
13:30 - Rubyhorse
12:40 - Alphastates (formerly Babelfish)
12:00 - The Answer

Witnness dance:
22:45 - Richie Hawtin
21:30 - DJ Sneak
20:30 - Lemon Jelly
19:30 - Tom Middleton's Cosmos
18:30 - Nightmares on Wax
17:30 - Medicine 8
16:30 - Death in Vegas
16:00 - Scott McNaughton
15:00 - Complete Stone Roses
13:45 - Ray & Noel
13:00 - Gus Gus
12:00 - 110th St. DJ's

Witnness on stage:
23:45 - Jesse Malin
22:30 - The Raveonettes
21:15 - Tom McRae
20:15 - The Rapture
19:15 - Maria Doyle Kennedy
18:15 - Ok Go
17:15 - Turn
16:15 - The Bandits
15:20 - Ten Speed Racer
14:25 - Berkeley
13:30 - Fionn Regan
12:40 - Myslovitz


Witnness main:
21:30 - David Gray
20:00 - The Flaming Lips
18:15 - The Frames
16:45 - Super Furry Animals
15:30 - The Cardigans
14:20 - The Walls
13:00 - Jerry Fish & The Mudbug Club
12:00 - Ashley Hamilton

Witnness rising:
22:45 - David Kitt
21:30 - Tricky
20:15 - The Datsuns
19:00 - Flint
17:45 - Ladytron
16:30 - Calexico
15:30 - The Jimmy Cake
14:30 - The Basement
13:30 - The Futureheads
12:40 - Colm Quearney & Hallucinations

Witnness upstage:
22:20 - Manic Street Preachers
20:50 - Polyphonic Spree
19:20 - Beth Orton
18:15 - Saw Doctors
17:15 - The Music
16:20 - Paddy Casey
15:25 - Snow Patrol
14:30 - Bell X1
13:40 - In Me
12:50 - Woodstar
12:00 - Zongamin

Witnness dance:
22:30 - Dave Clarke
21:00 - Laurent Garnier
20:00 - Justin Robertson
19:00 - Beth Gibbons & Rustin Man
18:00 - Phil Hartnoll (Orbital)
17:00 - Mark Wilkinson
16:00 - The Madchester Experience
15:00 - Headzinc
14:00 - The Pale
13:00 - White Trash Girls
12:00 - Arveene

Witnness on stage:
22:45 - Redneck Manifesto
21:30 - The Mars Volta
20:15 - 80's Matchbox B-Line Disaster
19:15 - Kings of Leon
18:15 - I am Kloot
17:15 - Har Mar Superstar
16:15 - The Warlocks
15:20 - The Stands
14:25 - Autamata
13:30 - Cane 141
12:40 - Simple Kid

andrew

 

[Rimbaud]

3 Day Fest.

Day 1.
Blue Cheer
13th Floor Elevators
Spacemen 3
The Stooges
The Dead Boys
Nico
Joy Division
Magazine
Neu!
Ozric Tentacles

Day 2
Minor Threat
Big Black
Pussy Galore
Royal Trux
Angel Hair
Heroin
Drive like Jehu
Stalingrad
Crass
Skinny Puppy

Day 3
CRIME
Ink and Dagger
Refused
The Misfits
Find Him and Kill Him
Detestation
Huggy Bear
!!!
The Plot to Blow up The Eiffel Tower
Seven Days of Samsara


yea!.....enough name dropping now...

 

[Cormcolash]

ahhhhhh the cork incident
sit back and listen to this tale of woe , of boyhood dreams shattered,and why you really should NEVER MEET YOUR (three minute) HEROS...............
it was one summer sunday evening ,i remember it well, 80s greats the selecter were playin in a little pub on oliver plunkett street called the olde oak (according to one of me mates whos about 40 now ,it was a famous skag pub in the early eighties where all the jakies in cork would enjoy their poison,but no more) anyway myself and two other boys ,one called thomas and one called nev, after a game of football and some cans we headed towards the pub to meet two other boys we knew one called belfast barry and one called denzil ,the mean old bouncers refused to let us in saying "you five boys look like punk rockers,NO PUNK ROCKERS!!!" so after pleading with the bouncers we decided to shag off a drink somewhere else, but i was very disapointed as i had wanted to get a photo of me a pauline, so after a shandy or two with the boys, i went back to the venue after the gig to see if my dream could come true,outside the pub i met the drummer and told him our earlier prediciment and all about my boyhood dream,he listened sympathicically and said "ill sort this" brought me into to the pub tellin the bouncer i was with the band brought me up the stairs to the dress room and told me to come in a 'ave a beer when i walked in there was pauline black completely starker ,except for her trousers and her bra with soap all over her face ,she screamed "who the fuck is this get the fuck out" so i rapidly left the dressing room then i heard her scream " the fuckin lot of ye " as she proceeded to kick the rest of the band out.well i havnt seen the selecters name on a gig poster since the incident ,about two years ago , and i like to think i might of ...split up the selecter.

the end

by the way i listened to the selecter for the first time again about a month ago and there even better than i remember,.I COULD NEVER STAY MAD AT YOU PAULINE

What a fuckin brilliant story! Still as far as I know they are still playing gigs, they played Belfast last year anyway.

 

[the strange guy]

Soaped up Ska-stars! Tits! Beer! Refused Admission! Nev! It has all the makings of a classic punk story.

 

[Emmett]

day one


Dilllinger escape plan
meshuggah
tool
blood brothers
refused
fantomas
burnt by the sun

day two

pig destroyer
neurosis
sick of it all
botch
at the drive in
faith no more
discordance axis

day three

converge
isis
dysrhythmia
sikth
between the buried and me
mr. bungle
earthtone9

loads more. too lazy to think.

 

[needtokill]

Day One:
Swans
Angelo Badalamenti
Einsturzende Neubauten
Voivod
Foetus
Winter
Slint
Godflesh
Wolf Eyes
Harvey Milk
Bee and Flower
Angels of Light


Day Two:
The Birthday Party
SPK
Melvins
Kid Koala
Tom Waits
Fantomas
cLoudead
Sleepy Time Gorilla Museum
Boards of Canada
Halo
Arab On radar
27


Day 3:
Aphex Twin
Today Is The Day
GGFH
The Jesus Lizard
Karp
Zeigenbock Kopf
Slab!
Sage Francis
Cex
Moss
2nd Gen
Hissing Choir

there would be a side stage with hardcore/punk bands spread out over the 3 days -
Society of Friends
Jawbreaker
Dystopia
Kiss It Goodbye
Siege
Artimus Pyle
Born Against
YahMos
Despise You
Infest
Guyana Punchline
Totalitar
Discordance Axis
Ebola
Hard To Swallow
His Hero Is Gone


probably also some sort of Film Tent as well, that would show films by David Lynch,John Waters,Tim Burton, Todd Solondz,David Fincher and people like that...
And loads of good veggie grub.

 

[brianMy Remorse]

DAY1

Thrice
Thursday
Fugazi
At The Drive-In
On the Might of Princes
Refused
Planes Mistaken For Stars
Damien Rice

DAY2

Shai Hulud
Dillinger Escape Plan (+ guest Justin Timberlake)
Dream Theater
Between the Buried and Me
Converge
Hopesfall
Hondo Maclean

Day3
insert your favourite irish band here...
Stand-Up Guy
ROAS
the dagda
Scientific Bong
Rest
Serpents
etc etc you get the picture,
then headlined by none other than Busted, and let the game of kick shit ensue in the mud

 

[the strange guy]

Actually, three days of Rockbitch would do me nicely.