DID YOU EVER JUST WANT TO (1 Viewer)

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"Good morning spunkmonkeys"

I yelled as I came into work this morning!

But I wasn't being horrendously rude.

You see I am a zooolgist and I am currently working in the simian department on a invitro-fertislation program. I was merely addressing the male rhesus monkeys we have selected as sperm donors.

I got some startled looks from my colleagues though.

Do I win £10?
 
you.......weren't?

i've calmed down now so this thread can be deleted

actually wait

telling me to hang up my jacket instead of leaving it on my chair because it's a health and safety risk, but having several planks of wood strewn outside the bathrooms

yeah

wankers
 
you.......weren't?

i've calmed down now so this thread can be deleted

actually wait

telling me to hang up my jacket instead of leaving it on my chair because it's a health and safety risk, but having several planks of wood strewn outside the bathrooms

yeah

wankers


The coat thing seems more 'look and feel' than health and safety! In order to turn my desk to the stupid angle I'm currently at, they've had to stretch an extension socket to the max to plug in the computer. I keep rolling over it in my chair. Health and safety my hole.

wankers
 

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