cramps (1 Viewer)

[krystal]

Thanks Code Ninja

i normally go for a cup of raspberry tea and pop a couple of feminax up my arse.

 

[krystal]

poor me.

 

[SONYMEGADRIVE]

ha ha - you smell and bleed, stinkbleeder

 

[Rachel666]

Lying down flat for about ten minutes always helps me.

 

[therealjohnny]

ha ha - you smell and bleed, stinkbleeder

About time!

 

[krystal]

me too, but I am at the afore-mentioned work. So I can't. Or I could pull a George Costanza and go to sleep under my desk..hmmm

 

[roxy]

cramps fuckin suck.

expecially the ones that actually make you jump out of the chair and grasp the nearest stationery object as you grit your teeth and think ouch-ow-ow-bleedinjesusmammy etc .

or is that just me?

 

[Doctor Muscles]

ha ha - you smell and bleed, stinkbleeder

Top Drawer!

 

[roxy]

me too, but I am at the afore-mentioned work. So I can't. Or I could pull a George Costanza and go to sleep under my desk..hmmm

And then, if anyone pulls you up on it, you simply give them the George Costanza line, "is that wrong??".

 

[Yurn!]

I'll tell you this, if i felt sorry for myslef 5 days every month i'd never get any work done...

 

[egg_]

You need to pop down to the doctor's and get yourself some extra strength Ponstan kirstie

 

[SONYMEGADRIVE]

yeah, i know a good doctor you could go to kirstie...

 

[Yurn!]

Gorillas mot as scare now.

 

[krystal]

they're a load of bollocks. Neurofen are way better. I'd murder for some buscopan though.

You need to pop down to the doctor's and get yourself some extra strength Ponstan kirstie

 

[Yurn!]

Isn't it OBVIOUS what you need Kirstie?






You need rep.

 

[krystal]

thanks damon, that's altogether better.

Isn't it OBVIOUS what you need Kirstie?






You need rep.

 

[Stereobaby]

they're a load of bollocks. Neurofen are way better. I'd murder for some buscopan though.

Red-and-blue Tuinal, lipstick-red Seconals

 

[Yurn!]

thanks damon, that's altogether better.

You're very welcome.
Keep it in your !baggyyyy for when you needed it.

 

[roxy]

Seconals

hah, Valley of the Dolls country.

It's not a place you want to be, Kristel.

 

[jane]

Show them this thread.

But really, when they start to throb really badly, grab the bit of skin between one thumb and forefinger with your other thumb and forefinger. Also, squeezing the backs of your ankles, around your achilles tendon might work. Doesn't make them go away, but it can actually reduce the worst of the pangs and reduce the throbbing because they're pain pressure points.

Also, I've been a lot less crampy since I started taking stuff called Magnesium OK, a supplement for ladies. But you have to take it every day, so it's not a very practical solution for today.