Cooking for Valentine's Day? (1 Viewer)

[Space]

make her this and fondle her bottom.

I made this last year:

 

[ernesto]

I made this last year:

a broken heart for yourself?

 

[Space]

a broken heart for yourself?

Don't forget the dagger through it.

 

[wild_cat]

I'm baking a cake.. Well toying with the idea.. I could be laughed at... by my house mates and my fella.

Could ice his favorite song lyric on the top of it an all... Tis all very sappy aint it?

 

[Wobbler]

Tis all very sappy aint it?

No it isn't.

 

[ernesto]

No it isn't.

yes. it is.

 

[wild_cat]

What if its heart shaped and has red icing with glitter and shite? cause thats what I have in mind.

 

[Wobbler]

yes. it is.

This must be your first Valentines day alone in a good while now, is it?

What if its heart shaped and has red icing with glitter and shite? cause thats what I have in mind.

Sounds beautiful

 

[The Schnapper]

My wife ran off with the neighbour so I have to eat a curry alone now

 

[jillface]

and for dessert-


ingredients:
strawberries
good quality dark chocolate


result:
guaranteed ride

 

[jillface]

What if its heart shaped and has red icing with glitter and shite? cause thats what I have in mind.

do it! it'll be sweet. no pun intended.

also,
if you find me some edible glitter i'll bake you a heart-shaped cake meself!

 

[the strange guy]

I'll be cooking a fine meal for my lady.
But seeing as I do all the cooking anyway, I'll be doing a little something extra special for her.
I was toying with the idea of washing my cock and maybe brushing my teeth.
What do you think?
Too romantic?

 

[DilbertPart2]

I'll be cooking a fine meal for my lady.
But seeing as I do all the cooking anyway, I'll be doing a little something extra special for her.
I was toying with the idea of washing my cock and maybe brushing my teeth.
What do you think?
Too romantic?

Not really. That would be just fine.

 

[Scientician 0.8]

Cooking for one this Valentine's. I'm getting St. Valentine's bones and making a broth out of them. Then I'm gonna eat a Tayto sandwich, then i'm gonna cry myself to sleep.