Conversations With Taxi Drivers (1 Viewer)

[Wilbert]

got a taxi into town a few weeks back and spent the whole time me and him doing De Niro/Walken/Pacino/Colin Farrell/Gabriel Byrne impersonations, lines from movies, shooting the shit about music and his brother's failed band. it was deadly!!

he charged me and I was like "you've changed..".




I miss my friend.

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to avernus again.

 

[Wilbert]

"are ye busy tonight"

"Are you out long?"

"You just starting or finishing up?"

Then I am out of conversation.

 

[ICUH8N]

must spread rep

I took care of it.

 

[The Schnapper]

"You just starting or finishing up?"

I thought I was the only one who used that

 

[avernus]

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to avernus again.

I took care of it.

 

[Yurn!]

'Anywhere here is grand thanks...'

 

[ICUH8N]

'Anywhere here is grand thanks...'

Oh man. I have uttered that exact phrase far too many times.
Do you ever try and mix it up a little? especially when you're half-passed out.

"Just here, chief" <-- the "assertive"
"Here's fine" <-- the "taciturn"
"Whu?! hrsgrndngggG" <-- the "usual"

 

[Yurn!]

Oh man. I have uttered that exact phrase far too many times.
Do you ever try and mix it up a little? especially when you're half-passed out.

"Just here, chief" <-- the "assertive"
"Here's fine" <-- the "taciturn"
"Whu?! hrsgrndngggG" <-- the "usual"

Too true.

I'm a big fan off 'this is where i live. But you knew that already didn't you...

 

[avernus]

'Anywhere here is grand thanks...'

jesus. how did it get to this? we all say the same shit!?!
I think I'm gonna throw in 'Fuck' to mix it up:

"The Fuckin Airport!"
"Ok Fuckin Stop!"
"Here's a fuckin 20"

 

[Wilbert]

jesus. how did it get to this? we all say the same shit!?!
I think I'm gonna throw in 'Fuck' to mix it up:

"The Fuckin Airport!"
"Ok Fuckin Stop!"
"Here's a fuckin 20"

"You just fucking starting or are you just fucking finishing up?"

Yeah, that'll work.

 

[roxy]

Haven't had a funny conversation with a taximan in a while.
Tend to Nitelink it more often anyways. Last taximan I had was just kinda vaguely weird and overexcited.

Taximan: "howayeh! howayeh. *twitch*

Me: Hi hows it goin, Raheny DART station, please (I was meeting someone who was already on the train, kinda thing, and was behind schedule)

Taxi: "yer yer sure ting, yer, sound job.......*twitch* ye smell lovely there now, what's that, is that that Inis stuff? Is it? Is that the Inis stuff, is it? It smells very like that Inis stuff.

Me: "thanks, em, no its not that, I can't even remember the name of it to be honest, yknow"

Taxi: "So yeah...ah yeah....gas....*twitch* Glad yer not goin far coz I was just about to knock off. hahahhahhha"

Me: Long day, yeah? hahahahahaha

Taxi: "yeah, been on since 3, you're me first fare". (It was nearly 9pm)

Me: "....."

Taxi: yeah just getting back into it. *giggles* Was off for a few months, yknow, yeah, mad, sound, yeah, but then the girlfriend was on me to get back into it an all so today's me first day back but then I was out shopping earlier see? *giggles manically* And sure there I yam standin in the queue in fuckin Zara and the girlfriend rings me to see how the day is going and I'm like 'yeah great' but sure I was in the fuckin queue in Zara like yknow but sure she didn't know hahahaha mad ..... [and on and on and on ] *twitch* (I look and he has about 7 bags piled into the passenger seat area)

Taxi: So yer off out yeah?

ME: Yeah, yeah, just headi-

Taxi: (cuts me off.) Ah yeah I'll probably head out tomorrow night meself for two pints, maybe three. I'll enjoy that now, so i will, the two pints. *giggles alarmingly* Ah yeah, yknow. Two is grand, but then three is good too yknow? But sure I'd want a few more fares or I won't even be havin
even the one yknow? hahahaha I woulnd't be out for the two now every weekend, it kinda varies now, like last weekend I...{on and on]

Me: ANYWHERE HERE IS GRAND THANKS