Comrade Willy on Q&A (1 Viewer)

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The following is taken from UCDSU.net, where those wacky students are having a barrell of laughs trying to mandate the education officer to bring greetings to the peoples revolutionary army in Nepal


Comrade Willy on Q&A
by BLB - Bleating Lamb Tuesday, Sep 19 2006, 12:24am



O'Dea mocks the bourgeois-bohemian sensibilities that underlie “Jesus the Guantanamo Years” in savage critique of Jonathan Philmin-Boman during RTE’s “Questions & Answers”, while proposing a name change to “Questions & Questions, Thesis, Anti-Thesis, Synthesis in the development of a dialectic”.

In a shock to his international followers, Willy O’Dea took some time off from hosting Eurotrash with Antoine de Caunes to announce a further development of the “O Dea Thought” to his popular current on last nights “Questions & Answers”.

Hitherto unmentioned, Willy outlined his policy on Limerick Gang-Related Violence, drawing attention to the fact that under O’Dea thought, Criminal Gangs are to be looked upon as Individualist anarchists, the children of Thatcher & John Stewart Mill. “These people have no respect for law & order” he said, and went on to say that “they are trying to turn Moyross into a state-free area”.

Dressed in a red-tie, with locks to beat Junichiro Koizumi, a nose to beat Pete Townsend – and an attitude to children that would please them both, O’Dea went on to smash apart the arguments on Child-Protection put forward by the liberal-left panelists. Signaling that like the great Mao Zedong, Willy may use kids to carry his stretcher on the “200km Limerick-Dublin walk”, Willy roundly rejected all assertions that the Irish Proletariat should obey the dictators in Amnesty International in their calls for us to take up the Geneva Conventions on the Child.

Showing remarkable restraint in not having the lot of them shot, Willy went on to outline his position on Islam. Not one to be out-lefted by anyone in RTE, Willy stated “It seems as if you can’t say a thing about Islam without someone sending a suicide bomber after you”. This is perhaps the first occasion that Willy has made any reference to the suicide bombing in his constituency clinic which followed his commemoration of the invasion & occupation of Afghanistan by the Red Army. Echoing his many Sunday Independent specials, O’Dea said “its all right to say whatever you want about the Jews so long as you cloak it in anti-Israeli sentiment”. Followers of the O’Dea path are still deciding if this is a clear call to anti-Semitism by the Minister for Defense, or mearly another attack on his liberal critics. Further clarification is expected when he joins hands with Ms Johnny Giles next week at the Flora Mini-Marathon.
 

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