Clothes and haircuts (1 Viewer)

[7 - No tomorrow]

That's what you have to do to get black out.

It seems very extreme for your poor hair

What about just growing it?

 

[Jill Hives]

It seems very extreme for your poor hair

What about just growing it?

Not an option. Bleach or cut it very, very short and start over. People do this all the time. I'm leaving it to the professionals.

 

[7 - No tomorrow]

cut it very, very short and start over.

 

[Jill Hives]

Plan B.

 

[therealjohnny]

Nice warm undercarriage now thanks to chinos from Burtons

The cashier said "These are slim fit ..you do realise that?" and paused, offering me the opportunity to back out of this perhaps foolish purchase. "...yes..I ...I realise that" I answered, suddenly ashamed and confused. I could hear her making mental oink oink noises and laughing to herself as she imagined the tweet she would shortly send about the fat old man who just bought young man's trousers." #pastit#pathetic#muffintopoldcunt"

They're very nice trousers. I bought two pairs.

Good value too.

 

[Scientician 0.8]

My hair is now at optimum length. A week from now it'll look crap again.

 

[7 - No tomorrow]

Nice warm undercarriage now thanks to chinos from Burtons

The cashier said "These are slim fit ..you do realise that?" and paused, offering me the opportunity to back out of this perhaps foolish purchase. "...yes..I ...I realise that" I answered, suddenly ashamed and confused. I could hear her making mental oink oink noises and laughing to herself as she imagined the tweet she would shortly send about the fat old man who just bought young man's trousers." #pastit#pathetic#muffintopoldcunt"

They're very nice trousers. I bought two pairs.

Good value too.

You tried them on, yeah?

Happy with them?

 

[therealjohnny]

Yes. Thanks for the tip

 

[therealjohnny]

My hair is now at optimum length. A week from now it'll look crap again.View attachment 10450

Didn't you have it shaved at one point? Shaved is always good.

 

[george mcfly]

My hair is now at optimum length. A week from now it'll look crap again.View attachment 10450

Just go for back and sides in a couple of weeks and it will look killer.

 

[nooleen]

The cashier said "These are slim fit ..you do realise that?" and paused, offering me the opportunity to back out of this perhaps foolish purchase. "...yes..I ...I realise that" I answered, suddenly ashamed and confused. I could hear her making mental oink oink noises and laughing to herself as she imagined the tweet she would shortly send about the fat old man who just bought young man's trousers." #pastit#pathetic#muffintopoldcunt"

for context on age-appropriate legwear, here's ian mckellen in skinny jeans

can't say i approve however

and i suspect muffintopping

not that i'm one to talk on that score

 

[therealjohnny]

Wonder where Panti gets her corsets

 

[therealjohnny]

Men wearing Shoes with no socks. No.

Edit. I think they might be pink socks .

 

[Scientician 0.8]

Didn't you have it shaved at one point? Shaved is always good.

Yeah used to go skinhead but nowadays get a 4 blade every few months.

 

[george mcfly]

I haven't shaved since the week I started this thread.

 

[7 - No tomorrow]

Just go for back and sides in a couple of weeks and it will look killer.

Solid advice

 

[ernesto]

Men wearing Shoes with no socks. No.

Edit. I think they might be pink socks .

second that no socks malarkey. unless youre wearing sandals or flipflops or some shit.

ive been out recently in that hipster infested Workmans club place a few times and there werelads wearing brothel creepersand loafers and winkle picker shoes and not a single fucking sock between them. fucking impressionable dickheads

 

[nooleen]

maybe they're wearing those stupid short socks

i don't know which would be worse

 

[ernesto]

maybe they're wearing those stupid short socks

i don't know which would be worse

they definitely werent

 

[7 - No tomorrow]

Socks with deck shoes or shorts is gauche. Probably even tres gauche if I thought about it.