Children's Story (1 Viewer)

[billygannon]

Let's make up a story for all the children of Thumped posters (thumpedettes, if you will).

Each post on this thread will be a new paragraph to the story. Who knows... maybe Pete could use it for his "About" page?

Anyway...

"Once upon a time there was a smelly boy-child working in the IT services industry. His name was unimportant, as he preferred being called Mendoza - his favourite character in the cartoon Cities of Gold. Mendoza liked using the internet to..."

 

[Lili Marlene]

"..check the release dates for dvd boxsets of 80's cartoon series, unbeknowns to him however, there lived in his..."

 

[Goodbye]

"...head, 12 dancing princesses with questionable psychic abilities. He pondered their actual existence whilst..."

 

[egg_]

... a big bad wolf leapt out of his computer and said "MENDOZA! I'M GOING TO EAT YOU" and Mendoza said "Wait! Boys taste nicer with ketchup, would you like me to get you some?" And the wolf said "OK". So Mendoza ...

 

[flashback]

...called for his dog who, since he had been involved in an accident and was now paralyzed from the waist, wheeled his wheeley back legs alongside Mendoza, and looked fondly at him. He would have wagged his tail were it not for the paralysis. The wolf stared at the dog, transfixed.

 

[billygannon]

"... it was well known that the wolf virus could be dealt with by the dog, so Mendoza calmly sat back at ran the batch job on his PC. He pondered his situation, sitting here in this air-conditioned office in the leafy suburb and decided that..."

 

[Pantone247]

"...he should show her this thread."

 

[Goodbye]

"Frightened as she clearly was of this threads contents and the motivations of Large Hearted Boy, she decided it would be better for all and sundry to immerse herself in the Thundercats box set that had recently arrived from play.co.uk. Meanwhile egg_..."

 

[egg_]

... realised this thread was about making references to TV programmes watched in thumpeders childhoods, rather than an actual story for children. So he abandoned the thread. But then ...

 

[nlgbbbblth]

"The House Of Love came to town and rocked the joint. Nearby diner, Eddie Rockets ran out of bundy buns..."

 

[Squiggle]

... and as Nlgbbbblth drank his 5th malted shake while he waited for the terrified staff to respond to his orders to get more...

 

[Goodbye]

"...vodka to get rid of the taist of Southern Comfort from his strawberry shake, then decided to forgo the buns and have his chilli burger atkins style! The terrified staff huddled in a corner repeating ad nausium..."

 

[Diddles]

 

[billygannon]

"...and then Sinbad came in to the Eddie Rockets on his magical carpet, humming the theme tune to Michael Palin's New Europe. He stood majestically in front of the wizened old nlgbbbblth and waved his magic sword in front of him. nlgbbbblth then pulled out his..."

 

[nlgbbbblth]

"...and then Sinbad came in to the Eddie Rockets on his magical carpet, humming the theme tune to Michael Palin's New Europe. He stood majestically in front of the wizened old nlgbbbblth and waved his magic sword in front of him. nlgbbbblth then pulled out his..."

"...copy of the Dublin - Kildare train timetable, checked the time of the last train, realised he had missed it and...."

 

[Goodbye]

"...woke Ian up at three in the morning after waking everybody else on his street up first by ringing several wrong doorbells. Ian balked at the idea of breaking into BoBo's after hours no matter how good an idea niggledy made it sound. Suddenly a shrill girly scream filled the air when..."

 

[billygannon]

"...some guys who had just left the George noticed it was Ian from Omelette in his dressing gown - and not much else! Naturally Ian..."

 

[Goodbye]

"...gave his fans autographs and posed, Silence of the Lambs style for camera phone photos in and reassured that a new album will be in the shops in the new year. Nigglbath meanwhile resigned to..."

 

[nlgbbbblth]

"....humming The Fall's Hip Priest to Ian's crude gyrations. The George dudes looked happy and one of them started to shout 'Hey you know that Pet Shop Boys tune, I Get Excited, You Get Excited Too - well that's what's happening to me now' as his...."

 

[Goodbye]

"...phone beeped, receiving a text. Aparently he was late for an "appointment" with Large Hearted Boy. His other George chums decided..."