Celebrities are Amazing. (1 Viewer)

[therealjohnny]

THE Kevin Sheedy??

sorry I mean ..who?

 

[ravishinrikrude]

i gave brendan kilkenny a lend of a euro before

 

[Boozin]

A girl i know scored Bono

 

[Hector Grey]

what if tom is actually right? what if scientology is teh future? i need help. can you help me? can you fuck, you self serving drunken jezebels. perhaps scientology can lead me to an inner lizard, with a cock like a windsock full of jelly and a vision of the future with no polish people. help me.

 

[The Schnapper]

i gave brendan kilkenny a lend of a euro before

Short a few bob for hair spray was he?

 

[broken arm]

i talked to mary robinson about skateboarding

 

[ernesto]

i talked to mary robinson about skateboarding

mary robinson saw me play in the national concert hall.. OH YEAH!!!

 

[Goff]

i gave brendan kilkenny a lend of a euro before

He probably still owes it to you as well.

No matter what Tom Cruise believes in, I still think it's a bit dodgy for TV3 to call him a "fruitcake" for being a scientologist (Xposé - today - Greatest parody of a show ever made, by talentless, no hopers). Is that not against the law?

Somebody report them; I couldn't be bothered.

 

[flashback]

mary robinson saw me play in the national concert hall.. OH YEAH!!!

I was round Mary Robinson's family's gaff for new years once, and I was sleeping over in Darina Allen's place at the time.

That was the time I managed to stay evenly pleasantly locked for three consecutive days. I worked in The Aras while she was there too for a while. I should be in OK magazine.

Mary Robinson's family's gaff has a driveway thats longer than The Aras, which is a long bastard.

 

[ernesto]

I was round Mary Robinson's family's gaff for new years once, and I was sleeping over in Darina Allen's place at the time.

That was the time I managed to stay evenly pleasantly locked for three consecutive days. I worked in The Aras while she was there too for a while. I should be in OK magazine.

Mary Robinson's family's gaff has a driveway thats longer than The Aras, which is a long bastard.

i bet she wipes her snots on bathroom towels

 

[flashback]

i bet she wipes her snots on bathroom towels

Darina or Mary?
Darina is actually dead on. Mad for the gardening too, (had chats with me about her garden there even though it was the middle of winter.) She is kind of posh, but nice posh. Old money posh.


Robbo used to run around the Aras in the nip roaring "Nehhnenene, you can't touch dis... STOP... Mary time", and if I walked out and saw her she would get me to put on a mulla accent and order another 14 tons of top soil to be dropped off on Charlie Haughey's driveway.

 

[Goff]

I was sleeping over in Darina Allen's place at the time.

Did you get to sample some of that "Ballymaloe Relish"?

 

[flashback]

Did you get to sample some of that "Ballymaloe Relish"?

Oh yeah.
The tomato based one, and the cream based one.
Garlicey.

 

[Hector Grey]

Garlicey.

garlousey, surely?

 

[therealjohnny]

Garlicious

 

[flashback]

Piquant.

 

[Hector Grey]

Piquant.

?

 

[Lefty Frizzell]

Oh yeah.
The tomato based one, and the cream based one.
Garlicey.

That garlic flavour actually comes from the 5ml of paedophile tears that are in every jar.

 

[flashback]

That garlic flavour actually comes from the 5ml of paedophile tears that are in every jar.

He... basically got away with that, didn't he?
Was told that he shouldn't do it again, now pick up some litter around the local park or something.

Simpler times. I would imagine some slaps would be handed out these days.