Caption Competition (1 Viewer)

[Pantone247]

Funniest caption wins 50 quid from my very own pocket

but if someone posts something crap the contest is off and I keep the money

simple

 

[Hector Grey]

la nuit passée, tout en masturbating, j'ai envisagé le futur parfait maintenant comme je regarde dans votre tête passée au bichromate de potasse, des élévations de bile comme le robinet sneaky du clignoteur périodique dans ma gorge touche mes seins. je les appelle Winston et Ellie.

 

[rumpus]

"ooh, wait a mo'...I think my much maligned uterus just fell out...no wait.......no..........it's alright."

 

[Hector Grey]

"did you ever get fucked by a horse. i mean, michael york. sorry."

 

[kstop]

Oh no! Speech Bubble man has returned and is groping my wizened bride! Launch all snotfighters!

 

[dudley]

my, wasn't prince great.
la la laaaa

 

[snakybus]

"You know honey.....I've always wanted to be on the cover of The Phoenix, do you think.....good lord, what is this up your ass?"

 

[billygannon]

"I'm not so sure about this guy with colorful sneezes, but I definitely don't want to marry that weird guy with the big white head looking down at my boobies - he's dismissed!!"

 

[kstop]

alternate entry

Oi! That's me prostate!

 

[Hector Grey]

Re: alternate entry

Originally posted by kstop
Oi! That's me prostate!

"i've taken so much smack over the years i can't finish my"

 

[billygannon]

Re: Re: alternate entry

A sex sandwich a my wedding! Great!

 

[snakybus]

(through teeth)"Okay honey, you just put your pecker away, hmmm? So it goes up as far as your lapel, woop de doo."

 

[Speed Racer]

I'm gonna get my Clit pierced on our honeymoon!

 

[dubh in seattle]

well that's pushed out me psychedelic ocarina, now if I can just find my wrist watch and keys...

 

[Beanstalk]

"Oh Honey, that's the most beautiful rainbow snot I have ever seen....

it makes shit of that golden shower you perform in your new action packed feature 'Ich bin Kalt'...opening 20th October folks".

 

[kstop]

Why did I have to wait until I got married to realise that i was gay? I mean, Liza Minelli? Who was I kidding?

 

[silo]

the jimmy cake pose for their album cover photo shoot

 

[portrid]

Headline:

"TROUBLED MONCRIEFF WEDS TURTLE"

 

[Speed Racer]

Fuck I'm in the deep end here, how can I compete with Lizzie in the 'marry an obscure rich man' competition? And Michael's twice the woman I'll ever be.

Cabbage, knickers, my teeth are big.

 

[sarah]

' you fucking exhibitionist, just for once
you could have kept your rocket to yourself till
we got home.......