Business Communications - a new low? (1 Viewer)

[Squiggle]

You are add as aut now

I just received the above from one of our telecommunications account managers. My name preceeded it and hers followed. That was it!

To my mind this would almost rival "Gorillas mot as scare now" in the inane comments stakes.

 

[Beanstalk]

My girlfriend got a crappy MP3 player off e-bay, and mailed the seller in Hong Kong looking for a refund...he wrote back saying:

"Please do not easy complaint me as ebay will lose my business for me"

Kinda felt bad for then for the poor guy working 20 hours a day in a sweatshop making crappy electronics...broken english is so cute...sounds like how a puppy would speak if it could.

 

[The Schnapper]

Ah this thread reminds of all the restraunt menu's in Asia

crap soup mistaken for Crab soup was among my favourites

 

[Squiggle]

My girlfriend got a crappy MP3 player off e-bay, and mailed the seller in Hong Kong looking for a refund...he wrote back saying:

"Please do not easy complaint me as ebay will lose my business for me"

Kinda felt bad for then for the poor guy working 20 hours a day in a sweatshop making crappy electronics...broken english is so cute...sounds like how a puppy would speak if it could.

Yes, if that were the case I would feel more sympathetic/less shocked... but this email was from a well-educated, seemingly articulate (when I spoke to her on the phone), Irish woman.

 

[Mormon Nailer]

Ah this thread reminds of all the restraunt menu's in Asia

crap soup mistaken for Crab soup was among my favourites

Politapill, man of the world and epicurian, both.

 

[The Schnapper]

Politapill, man of the world and epicurian, both.

Some say im more interesting than Jordons biography.

 

[Charlie Bucket]

My girlfriend got a crappy MP3 player off e-bay, and mailed the seller in Hong Kong looking for a refund...he wrote back saying:

"Please do not easy complaint me as ebay will lose my business for me"

Kinda felt bad for then for the poor guy working 20 hours a day in a sweatshop making crappy electronics...broken english is so cute...sounds like how a puppy would speak if it could.

more like crappy english and broken electronics...!

 

[Beanstalk]

"Please do not easy complaint me"

 

[Charlie Bucket]

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[Squiggle]

You are add as aut now
so what should this read??

I am uncertain... but I'm guessing something more like:

You have now been added to the list of people authorised to make changes to this account.

That said, the more I see that short version the more I can see someone using it as a signature!

Just not me.

 

[broken arm]

i have signed off a few emails

"Beast regards"

 

[Charlie Bucket]

I am uncertain... but I'm guessing something more like:

You have now been added to the list of people authorised to make changes to this account.

or maybe: "you are not as odd now"

 

[Charlie Bucket]

i have signed off a few emails

"Beast regards"

"Breast Wishes"

 

[broken arm]

"Breast Wishes"

"Gee sincerely"

 

[billygannon]

You're fred