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[Ex-User (250)]

heh, i knew i recognised her from somewhere...

yer ma?




*chuckle*

 

[Pantone247]

heh, i knew i recognised her from somewhere...

everyone recognises yer ma

they all go: "Howaya Hag's Ma! any chance of getting the ride off ya?!"

and yer Ma goes "fuggshittinmuggerfuggersgiztwoeuroforataxihomeyeshfuggincunt"

 

[Ex-User (250)]

well, it's better than goin' "yeah, sure... why not..."



stop slaggin my ma.

everyone recognises yer ma

they all go: "Howaya Hag's Ma! any chance of getting the ride off ya?!"

and yer Ma goes "fuggshittinmuggerfuggersgiztwoeuroforataxihomeyeshfuggincunt"

 

[SONYMEGADRIVE]

yo - if anyone wants cd-rs, pm me or try in secret book and record shop (meros on wicklow st) at the weekend.
bullets / fancy goods scientific bong remix thing coming soon as well as some tapes of stuff.

andrew

np - 'gossip folks' - missy elliotttt

ps - if anybody secretly does noise / weird shit, pm me and we can hook up some trades / gigs.

 

[Pantone247]

ah sure your ma's great

lets here it for Hag's Ma

HIP HIP! HORRAY

HIP HIP! HORRAY

HIP HIP! HORRAY

well, it's better than goin' "yeah, sure... why not..."



stop slaggin my ma.

 

[Ex-User (250)]

ah sure your ma's great

lets here it for Hag's Ma

HIP HIP! HORRAY

HIP HIP! HORRAY

HIP HIP! HORRAY

 

[Pantone247]

 

[Ex-User (250)]

slag me all you like, but don't slag me ma. them's the rules. !ninjaaaa

 

[Pantone247]

slag me all you like, but don't slag me ma. them's the rules. !ninjaaaa

can I slag snaky's ma?


* snaky's mama's so nasty, a skunk smelled her ass and passed out.
* snaky's mama's so nasty, her crabs use her tampon string as a bungee cord.
* snaky's mama's so nasty, her tits give sour milk.
* snaky's mama's so nasty, I called her up for phone sex and she gave me an ear infection.
* snaky's mama's so nasty, I talked to her over the computer and she gave me a virus.
* snaky's mama's so nasty, she bit the dog and gave it rabies.
* snaky's mama's so nasty, she bought her boyfriend kneepads for Christmas.
* snaky's mama's so nasty, she breeds crabs.
* snaky's mama's so nasty, she calls Janet "Miss Jackson."
* snaky's mama's so nasty, she had sex with a woman and got pregnant.
* snaky's mama's so nasty, she has a sign by her pussy that says: "Warning: May cause irritation, drowsiness, and a rash or breakouts."
* snaky's mama's so nasty, she has more crabs then Red Lobster.
* snaky's mama's so nasty, she made Right Guard turn left.
* snaky's mama's so nasty, she made Speed Stick slow down.
* snaky's mama's so nasty, she only changes her drawers once every 10000 miles.
* snaky's mama's so nasty, she pours salt water in her drawers to keep the crabs alive.
* snaky's mama's so nasty, she puts ice down her drawers to keep the crabs fresh.
* snaky's mama's so nasty, she went swimming and made the Dead Sea.
* snaky's mama's so nasty, she went to a hair salon and told the stylist to cut her hair, then she opened up her blouse!!
* snaky's mama's so nasty, she's got more clap than an auditorium.
* snaky's mama's so nasty, they call her Norelco... Home of the triple head.
* snaky's mama's so nasty, when I went to your house said what's for dinner, yo mama jumped up on the table, spread her legs, and said "crabs!"
* snaky's mama's so nasty, when I went to your house said what's for dinner, yo mama put her foot up on the table and said "Corn!"
* snaky's mama's so nasty, when she did the splits, she stuck to the floor.

 

[potlatch]

Sandpaper cover? That's been done.

 

[Pantone247]

Sandpaper cover? That's been done.

being pedantic on Thumped. Thats been done.

 

[Ex-User (250)]

well i reckon you may have just gone ahead and done it anyway... you'd better hope he's got little or no respect for the lady who squeezed him out... if i was you, i'd be all like and then some

can I slag snaky's ma?

 

[Ex-User (250)]

leaving thumped and then coming back. that's been done.

*SCHMAK*

being pedantic on Thumped. Thats been done.

 

[SONYMEGADRIVE]

whatever - i didn't know about anyother sand paper covers
i was bored the other day and had to make covers so i went to a hardware shop.
a lot of things have been done before.
andrew

 

[Pantone247]

well i reckon you may have just gone ahead and done it anyway... you'd better hope he's got little or no respect for the lady who squeezed him out... if i was you, i'd be all like and then some

lucky your not me

I'd never taske myself that seriously

 

[snakybus]

my ma would take on all of yer mas and beat goo outta them

pantone's ma has a voice that tastes like a twisted fart

 

[Ex-User (250)]

jesus!

lucky your not me

I'd never taske myself that seriously

 

[Pantone247]

my ma would take on all of yer mas and beat goo outta them

pantone's ma has a voice that tastes like a twisted fart

yer the one who wanted my Ma to sing in settler when Derek left

"no one will notice, the voice, the beard, just like Derek!"