the bearded lady
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From Reuters:
The British Pro-Life Movement staged a protest outside the Irish Embassy in London when it was revealed that Irish politician and professional virgin, Saint Lucinda of Creighton, had been married for over two catholic years and yet had not produced the seven baby minimum required by the catholic church in that time. The Seven-Baby Minimum was decreed by Rome in order to bolster it's dwindling numbers around the world due to death, imprisonment, lack of any basis in reality, and loss of the communion grant. But mostly imprisonment. Members of The Grim Reaper's least favourite right-wing catholic gang - Youth Disease - said that "every woman's period is a matter of national shame. And besides, as can be seen from the footage, it was a carnival atmosphere, albeit a carnival with a large percentage of side-show freaks. It was a very fun, family day. There were even drinks provided for the children!" However, one onlooker (who didn't want to be named), was heard to say "These brain-dead f**ks should've been aborted! I hope that Bill gets passed. I mean, where is Saddam when you need him? Scumbags!"
https://www.youtube.com/embed/aUEDaI6WBRc
The British Pro-Life Movement staged a protest outside the Irish Embassy in London when it was revealed that Irish politician and professional virgin, Saint Lucinda of Creighton, had been married for over two catholic years and yet had not produced the seven baby minimum required by the catholic church in that time. The Seven-Baby Minimum was decreed by Rome in order to bolster it's dwindling numbers around the world due to death, imprisonment, lack of any basis in reality, and loss of the communion grant. But mostly imprisonment. Members of The Grim Reaper's least favourite right-wing catholic gang - Youth Disease - said that "every woman's period is a matter of national shame. And besides, as can be seen from the footage, it was a carnival atmosphere, albeit a carnival with a large percentage of side-show freaks. It was a very fun, family day. There were even drinks provided for the children!" However, one onlooker (who didn't want to be named), was heard to say "These brain-dead f**ks should've been aborted! I hope that Bill gets passed. I mean, where is Saddam when you need him? Scumbags!"
https://www.youtube.com/embed/aUEDaI6WBRc
