Bored in Work (Hawaii) 5-0 (1 Viewer)

[pete]

"Book him, Danno. Murder one!"

 

[Lolo]

Dammit, that theme tune's going to be in my head for the rest of the day now. Could be worse, I s'pose.

 

[ann post]

thats beautiful. I had somethin terrible in my head for four days last week. I'm not saying what it was, its not fair.

So how many penis enlargement spams did you's get today?

I got 7.

 

[pete]

37 spams since midnight

 

[nlgbbbblth]

14 since last night

5 concentrating on double penetration
1 had the subject "SEX WITH A SWORD"

 

[ann post]

I didnt count the normal loan/wonderful oppertunity stuff. Probably around 15 over all. Gwan send us over that sex in swords one.

 

[f.a.q]

i keep on getting spam about my sceptic tank and how to maintain it

i don't have a sceptic tank

help

 

[whoneedscliques]

i keep getting offered a cash cow to help me with my debts

what's a cash cow please?

 

[whoneedscliques]

ditto with the septic tanks

 

[minka]

sceptic tank

i am now envisaging a tank buried in your back garden full of people doubting stuff. "nope...don't believe in that either...show us the proof, dammit".

 

[billygannon]

Originally posted by minka
sceptic tank

i am now envisaging a tank buried in your back garden full of people doubting stuff. "nope...don't believe in that either...show us the proof, dammit".

A tank that didn't go into Iraq.

 

[error type 11]

Top of the list in the oul hotmail this morning, A cruise to the Bahamas. Or this classic title. No wonder it went straight to the junk folder "Break Walls Apart With Your )Humungous Knob_"

 

[minka]

i got a spate of mails last year telling me that i was a reiki healer and should use my mystic powers to bring about world peace. i suppose it made a change from offers for human growth hormone.

could someone remind me why i live in this benighted overpriced country again? [/just back from the netherlands grumpy minka]

 

[Latex lizzie]

..at a guess I'd say it's cause of our fab weather..

 

[george mcfly]

just dropped into my inbox...

Please herr with a masssiivve monster - yah!

ive also won the national lottery in the netherlands

not bad for a tuesday morning!

 

[error type 11]

This one I'll have to follow up seeing as my bank is currently trading in negative figures

Get up to 500 dollars cash fast_

 

[sparse]

If anyones interested there's a bit a burnt wood in a skip in Dundalk, the thing is that the wood is from an old confessional box, which means that hundreds of years of sins have seeped into the wood.

This would be perfect fom making the ultimate rock guitar!

 

[minka]

i have seen THE TRUTH about this godless "music scene website"! the truth, i tell you! burn the web server!

 

[billygannon]

One of the lads in work just came up to me and said:

"You know Billy, you always look busy. I don't know how you do it, but you always look busy".

Ha ha ha ha!

 

[nlgbbbblth]

Originally posted by billygannon
One of the lads in work just came up to me and said:

"You know Billy, you always look busy. I don't know how you do it, but you always look busy".

Ha ha ha ha!