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- Thread starter pete
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or you could listen to the new mp3's that went up over the weekend:
- The Dudley Corporation
To Angels And Dead Friends - Aurel
My New Century - 79Cortinaz
Feather Eggshells
zebra heart attack
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pete said:
you really cant beat the old barbed wire on a stick trick. fun for all!
Latex lizzie
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Latex lizzie
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I know you'll like flat d products jane.
Latex lizzie
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this guy is andy yeah?
“Six men can carry you or 12 men can judge you. You decide!” — a Dogism
The walls are closing in on Candy Goins — and fast. Holed up in Room 209 of the Fairfield Inn in Denver, Goins is starting to believe the jig may finally be up.
She’s been on the lam for two months, having jumped a $100,000 bond following her arrest for manufacturing fraudulent credit cards, checks and IDs, not to mention drug possession, robbery and extortion.
With over 100 victims in her wake, this 30-year-old mother of two is plumb out of aliases, disguises and principal partners, four of whom have already been sent to the slammer.
She’s tired, but there’s no time to sleep — not with a bounty hunter named “Dog” hot on her trail, taunting her with repeated calls to her cell phone and daring her to come out of her hiding place and play. “Run, Candy,” he growls, issuing a challenge for all to see on the Web site www.dogthebountyhunter.com “Run!”
Oh, Candy wants to. But she doesn’t dare, afraid of what’s lurking beyond Room 209.
And so she begins working frantically to get a letter off to Todd, a friend — all the while keeping her ears pressed to the walls as they rapidly start to close in and the fear of God — er, Dog — wells up inside her.
“I am so alone — except for Dog,” she writes. “He is right behind me. I can feel him. What do I do?”
For fugitives of the law or bail jumpers like Candy, there’s not much to do but await the inevitable. Just like death and taxes, this much is certain: If you’re on the run, Dog is gonna get you.
Dog is Duane Lee Chapman, owner of Da Kine Bail Bonds in Honolulu and self-proclaimed “greatest bounty hunter in the world.” Six thousand-plus captures over the past two decades have earned this highly intense, charismatic ex-con and born-again Christian such a distinction.
He is the modern-day Billy the Kid — minus all the weaponry. “Regulators,” he’ll often bellow to his supporting cast of bounty hunters, which often includes family members and friends, “mount up!”
He’s also the king of comebacks — a modern-day hero who was once a zero after serving time in a Texas prison for first-degree murder. It’s a conviction he claims was unfounded and later candidly discusses, for the first time ever, with MidWeek.
“I am what rehabilitation stands for,” claims the man who’s been profiled on such TV shows as The Learning Channel’s Secret World of Bounty Hunters and Court TV’s Anatomy of a Crime, and whose Predator’s Predator column at www.crime.com receives a bevy of hits on a daily basis. “I did time in prison, and that made my mother and father — not to mention the public — very ashamed of me.”
And so as part of his penance, he vowed to help make America a safer place for all.
“It’s why I hunt men — fugitives of the law,” says Dog, who also spends a good portion of his time tracking bail jumpers, or skips, between Hawaii and Colorado — where he owns three additional bonding companies. “This is a game of good guy versus bad guy. And I must capture the bad guy!”
“Six men can carry you or 12 men can judge you. You decide!” — a Dogism
The walls are closing in on Candy Goins — and fast. Holed up in Room 209 of the Fairfield Inn in Denver, Goins is starting to believe the jig may finally be up.
She’s been on the lam for two months, having jumped a $100,000 bond following her arrest for manufacturing fraudulent credit cards, checks and IDs, not to mention drug possession, robbery and extortion.
With over 100 victims in her wake, this 30-year-old mother of two is plumb out of aliases, disguises and principal partners, four of whom have already been sent to the slammer.
She’s tired, but there’s no time to sleep — not with a bounty hunter named “Dog” hot on her trail, taunting her with repeated calls to her cell phone and daring her to come out of her hiding place and play. “Run, Candy,” he growls, issuing a challenge for all to see on the Web site www.dogthebountyhunter.com “Run!”
Oh, Candy wants to. But she doesn’t dare, afraid of what’s lurking beyond Room 209.
And so she begins working frantically to get a letter off to Todd, a friend — all the while keeping her ears pressed to the walls as they rapidly start to close in and the fear of God — er, Dog — wells up inside her.
“I am so alone — except for Dog,” she writes. “He is right behind me. I can feel him. What do I do?”
For fugitives of the law or bail jumpers like Candy, there’s not much to do but await the inevitable. Just like death and taxes, this much is certain: If you’re on the run, Dog is gonna get you.
Dog is Duane Lee Chapman, owner of Da Kine Bail Bonds in Honolulu and self-proclaimed “greatest bounty hunter in the world.” Six thousand-plus captures over the past two decades have earned this highly intense, charismatic ex-con and born-again Christian such a distinction.
He is the modern-day Billy the Kid — minus all the weaponry. “Regulators,” he’ll often bellow to his supporting cast of bounty hunters, which often includes family members and friends, “mount up!”
He’s also the king of comebacks — a modern-day hero who was once a zero after serving time in a Texas prison for first-degree murder. It’s a conviction he claims was unfounded and later candidly discusses, for the first time ever, with MidWeek.
“I am what rehabilitation stands for,” claims the man who’s been profiled on such TV shows as The Learning Channel’s Secret World of Bounty Hunters and Court TV’s Anatomy of a Crime, and whose Predator’s Predator column at www.crime.com receives a bevy of hits on a daily basis. “I did time in prison, and that made my mother and father — not to mention the public — very ashamed of me.”
And so as part of his penance, he vowed to help make America a safer place for all.
“It’s why I hunt men — fugitives of the law,” says Dog, who also spends a good portion of his time tracking bail jumpers, or skips, between Hawaii and Colorado — where he owns three additional bonding companies. “This is a game of good guy versus bad guy. And I must capture the bad guy!”
jane
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Yes, thank you.
No longer must I remain a prisoner of my own 'system'!
Latex lizzie
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..and you can eat what you want.apparently. 
jane
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And, with his new de-flatulising thong bikini, my canine companion can prance proudly along the Strand without fear of ridicule from sweeter-smelling animals.
Look out, you bastard Jack Russells, the thong's in town!
http://www.flat-d.com/thong.html
Look out, you bastard Jack Russells, the thong's in town!
http://www.flat-d.com/thong.html
jane
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I know! I hope it's not too late to cancel my order of a container-load of 'friendly' bacterions. It was due to arrive this afternoon on the P&O's Norbay, but it looks as if, with next-day shipping from Flat-D, I won't need it after all.Latex lizzie said:..and you can eat what you want.apparently.
Latex lizzie
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Buckrake
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check out rainbow primates picture gallery = cutest thing in the history of the universe... (eyes darting in search of escapte route)
Latex lizzie
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pete said:
saw that on the news yesterday.they made it really quick too..question what happens to a sambo that size? does it get eaten by a fat guy or some poor people or wha?
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It looks like Gulliver dropped his sambo in Lilliput.
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Latex lizzie
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hope he doesnt want it back.
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New Boom Bip release:
taken from pitchfork
It's the boom, bip, the boom Boom Bip, and on May 5th, he's gearing up to release a remix compendium titled corymb, which is set to feature remixes of his songs by his pals in cLOUDDEAD-- who combine instrumental soundscaping, laptop glitchery, and post-rock drama-- as well as various bright lights of the outré electronica scene like Boards of Canada, Venetian Snares, Lali Puna, and Four Tet. Oh yeah, and Mogwai's in there somewhere. Call within the next five minutes and you'll also receive a handful of Peel Sessions and previously unreleased tracks. Zzrp:
01 From Left to Right
02 Last Walk Around Mirror Lake (Boards of Canada remix)
03 The Unthinkable featuring Buck 65 (Venetian Snares remix)
04 Closed Shoulders (cLOUDDEAD remix)
05 First Walk (Peel Session)
06 Morning and a Day
07 Awaiting an Accident (Lali Puna remix)
08 Third Stream (Four Tet remix)
09 The Use of Unacceptable Colors in Nature (Mogwai remix)
10 In the Tree Top
11 Pulse All Over (Peel Session) Seized by the joyous remix frenzy of this increasingly incestuous scene, Boom Bip is returning the favor in spades. An embarrassing moment reportedly occurred when he was asked to remix a Boards of Canada remix of a cLOUDDEAD remix of a Lali Puna song, and, upon completing it, discovered that he had actually mixed it back to its original form! These things happen. Presently, you kids can catch his remixation on Amon Tobin's Verbal Remixes, Smyglyssna's We Can Fix It Remixes, Mountaineers' Belgique Limb, and Pet's </I>Snooze</I>. In progress are remixes of Mogwai, The Free Design, Her Space Holiday, Lali Puna, and a Harvest Records remix project including Sonic Youth, Jim O'Rourke, Sigur Rós, and others. He's also planning the release of a brand new album that should be in the can and ready to be remixed into oblivion by late spring or early summer.
taken from pitchfork
It's the boom, bip, the boom Boom Bip, and on May 5th, he's gearing up to release a remix compendium titled corymb, which is set to feature remixes of his songs by his pals in cLOUDDEAD-- who combine instrumental soundscaping, laptop glitchery, and post-rock drama-- as well as various bright lights of the outré electronica scene like Boards of Canada, Venetian Snares, Lali Puna, and Four Tet. Oh yeah, and Mogwai's in there somewhere. Call within the next five minutes and you'll also receive a handful of Peel Sessions and previously unreleased tracks. Zzrp:
01 From Left to Right
02 Last Walk Around Mirror Lake (Boards of Canada remix)
03 The Unthinkable featuring Buck 65 (Venetian Snares remix)
04 Closed Shoulders (cLOUDDEAD remix)
05 First Walk (Peel Session)
06 Morning and a Day
07 Awaiting an Accident (Lali Puna remix)
08 Third Stream (Four Tet remix)
09 The Use of Unacceptable Colors in Nature (Mogwai remix)
10 In the Tree Top
11 Pulse All Over (Peel Session) Seized by the joyous remix frenzy of this increasingly incestuous scene, Boom Bip is returning the favor in spades. An embarrassing moment reportedly occurred when he was asked to remix a Boards of Canada remix of a cLOUDDEAD remix of a Lali Puna song, and, upon completing it, discovered that he had actually mixed it back to its original form! These things happen. Presently, you kids can catch his remixation on Amon Tobin's Verbal Remixes, Smyglyssna's We Can Fix It Remixes, Mountaineers' Belgique Limb, and Pet's </I>Snooze</I>. In progress are remixes of Mogwai, The Free Design, Her Space Holiday, Lali Puna, and a Harvest Records remix project including Sonic Youth, Jim O'Rourke, Sigur Rós, and others. He's also planning the release of a brand new album that should be in the can and ready to be remixed into oblivion by late spring or early summer.
jane
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Could we please go back to talking about farts?
Latex lizzie
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Have you ever tried to light one? bet you have !bing
jane
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Latex lizzie said:Have you ever tried to light one? bet you have !bing
No, I'm really a little too safety-conscious for that. Have you?
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