Bored In Work 96 (2 Viewers)

[pete]

..

 

[Super Dexta]

BRRRIIIIIIIINNNNNNGG MMEEEEEEEEE TOOOOOOO LIIIIIIIIFFFFE


'scuse me! how embarrassing

 

[thegoone]

yes
monday

 

[SONYMEGADRIVE]

goone i got a message on friday night telling me that you were "rippin shit up on the decks for the last hour. no seriously he's deadly"

hey fancy what's up!

andrew

 

[guy of the tiger]

haha!
eh..that would have been me I guess. (I was hopin you wouldnt bring that up andy!) I was gettin carried away. playin some excellent stuff though matts.

Andy, me and morganprism got totally muled on saturday night. funniest ever 'cause he doesnt normally drink that much but I peer-pressured him like we were teenagers. he ended up trying to break in to someones house cause he heard they had a free bar and a party was going down (neither of which was true). classic!

goone i got a message on friday night telling me that you were "rippin shit up on the decks for the last hour. no seriously he's deadly"

hey fancy what's up!

andrew

 

[SONYMEGADRIVE]

i was at this party on saturday and this dude started freestyling (seroiusly!) and dropped the classic line "take the rape" - oh boy - who actually says that!?...all downhill from there...
mcfly nearly broke his leg (or some wah wah wah shit - walk it off, mcfly) and i'm covered in cuts and bruises. fuckin a.

oh and here guys - if yer in a shop and you can't see consulate or mayfair menthols and you ask yer man if they have any menthol cigarettes and he produces a weird long shaped box of mores...don't do it. you'll look like a total gayer something some thin brown cigar lookin cigarette. 16 to go...

andrew

 

[Ed]

oh and here guys - if yer in a shop and you can't see consulate or mayfair menthols and you ask yer man if they have any menthol cigarettes and he produces a weird long shaped box of mores...don't do it. you'll look like a total gayer something some thin brown cigar lookin cigarette. 16 to go...

I thought mores were cool when i was 11, until a girl told me that smoking them could lower my sperm count. Then i went back to johnny blues. I'm glad i don't smoke anymore

 

[Theseus Mock]

oh and here guys - if yer in a shop and you can't see consulate or mayfair menthols and you ask yer man if they have any menthol cigarettes and he produces a weird long shaped box of mores...don't do it. you'll look like a total gayer something some thin brown cigar lookin cigarette. 16 to go...

andrew

i thought menthols were for gayers regardless of whether they're 100s or not.......

 

[SONYMEGADRIVE]

<check out this awesome off the cuff response>

well yer the queer, so i guess you'd know best.

andrew

 

[thegoone]

what time did you leave slugs at fancy?
i woke up there at a rediculous hour and walked home in the pissin rain next day, it was maria mutola, gotta just start goin home earlier

i forgot i had other some other minidisc shit in my jacket that i was meanin to show you

 

[The Chilli King]

www.subservientchicken.com

 

[pete]

www.subservientchicken.com

the next person to post that link gets banned, ok?

 

[jane]

Chilli, did anyone ever figure out who my 'subservient chicken' was in Doyle's on Friday? I'd apologise for making the poor fella pick his nose and eat it, but I'd only do it if I were sorry. Which I'm not.

Anyway, it made my night, even though I was paralysed by the sense of power I possessed, if only for a moment. A good sport, an affable creature, 'e was.

[some drunken agreement made]

[grumble]

[hazy]

'So you'll do anything I say?'

'Ok.'

[?]

'Really?'

'Yeah, fine.' Stands there, simian-like, arms slightly bowed at the sides, head pushed forward, awaiting instructions.

'Um, I dunno, eat bugs off [identity protected].'

Said individual is set upon by opposable thumbs, furiously searching his mane. Bugs are 'procured' and 'eaten'.

Crap, what do I do now? I mean what do I really want to see? 'Uh, pick your nose?'

Picks his nose. Hm, he really did it. This is good. I'm gonna push this one. Gotta ease into the sick stuff.

'EAT IT!'

Num num num goes he.

Hm, this is working. I like this. And then the paralysis of power (was I power-lysed?) sets in and I wait too long before blurting out something with a more scatological tone and then the bubble bursts.

Anyway I hope the monkey man would not be annoyed that I posted this. It was a generous gesture on his part.

 

[Buckrake]

Chilli, did anyone ever figure out who my 'subservient chicken' was in Doyle's on Friday? I'd apologise for making the poor fella pick his nose and eat it, but I'd only do it if I were sorry. Which I'm not.

Em.. can you confirm that it wasn't me, please?

Vaguely recall meeting you.... (winces...)

 

[jane]

Chilli, did anyone ever figure out who my 'subservient chicken' was in Doyle's on Friday? I'd apologise for making the poor fella pick his nose and eat it, but I'd only do it if I were sorry. Which I'm not.

Em.. can you confirm that it wasn't me, please?

Vaguely recall meeting you.... (winces...)

It was not you. Believe me, you'd have already been slagged mercilessly. It wasn't anyone I knew, but I just thought that certain people on here might like to know. You know, so they can exercise their own Right of Ridicule.

Anyway, whoever it was: the memory is a small, bright spot on an otherwise remarkably shitty week. I thank you.

Yes, you were there, Buckaroo. I recall. Vaguely....[shame].

But now, don't you wish it had been you with the picking and the eating? With that kind of gratitude? I was even doing a curtsey (sp?) when I was typing it.

 

[The Chilli King]

Chilli, did anyone ever figure out who my 'subservient chicken' was in Doyle's on Friday? I'd apologise for making the poor fella pick his nose and eat it, but I'd only do it if I were sorry. Which I'm not.

Em.. can you confirm that it wasn't me, please?

Vaguely recall meeting you.... (winces...)

After some investigation I found out that this particular lad lives out in Firhouse with a certain bug free gentleman. Is that you Buckrake?

 

[jane]

After some investigation I found out that this particular lad lives out in Firhouse with a certain bug free gentleman. Is that you Buckrake?

Be sure to send him my thanks.

 

[The Chilli King]

Be sure to send him my thanks.

Will do.

 

[pete]

http://www.urinal.net/

 

[nlgbbbblth]

http://www.poopreport.com/