Bored in Work 268 (1 Viewer)

[Lili Marlene]

Autocrats! Goosecaps! Cyclotron!

Captain Haddock Curse Generator

 

[Denny Oubidoux]

http://www.foulbeast.com/zoomquilt/c.swf?path=zoomquilt.swf

 

[the departed]

http://www.foulbeast.com/zoomquilt/c.swf?path=zoomquilt.swf

brilliant. verry hypnotic.

 

[Mormon Nailer]

You think your completely fucked when a pride of lions have a hold of you then along comes a crocodile

fucking wow
like the two towers except with animals.

 

[RSJ]

You think your completely fucked when a pride of lions have a hold of you then along comes a crocodile

fucking wow
like the two towers except with animals.

Now i know how a snackbox feels

 

[Mormon Nailer]

I doubt the snackbox survives though

 

[classic seanc]

You think your completely fucked when a pride of lions have a hold of you then along comes a crocodile

fucking wow
like the two towers except with animals.

All those lions need is a lil courage.

 

[pete]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/nolpda/ukfs_news/hi/newsid_6938000/6938364.stm

Fucksake

 

[Lord Damian]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/nolpda/ukfs_news/hi/newsid_6938000/6938364.stm

Fucksake

that takes the cake.

 

[theweeyin]

I'm moving house today so I don't have time to be "bored in work".

 

[Denny Oubidoux]

 

[RSJ]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/nolpda/ukfs_news/hi/newsid_6938000/6938364.stm

Fucksake

What a shower of money hungry cunts. As if they aren't already making enough on the exorbitant price they charge for pharmaceuticals.

 

[therealjohnny]

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[La La]

 

[Denny Oubidoux]

http://www.acceleratingfuture.com/michael/blog/

 

[jane]

Monkeys fucking shit up:

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[classic seanc]

Didn't watch that link but:

One man was killed late Monday when he jumped off the roof of his house
during a purported attack, screaming, ''The monkey has come!''

News reports on the Man Monkeys of Delhi

 

[TenRabbits]

My first job was in a safari park, mostly menial work of the lowest order, but we had to look after the animals food wise etc. Anyway - we used to make homebrew beer in the back of the chimp enclosure. Peter the chimp (who became famous later for smoking - people used to come from far and wide to throw him cigarettes for god's sake) always used to want some, but after spending so long waiting for it to brew we were damned if he was getting any.

Except one day, when we brewed a batch far to strong for us. Peter was doing his usual gimme routine, so we decided to give him a blast, figuring he'd hate it.

He downed pretty much the entire litre we gave him, sat looking dazed for about fifteen minutes, then jumped, missed his trapeze and rolled into the corner making weird noises. We ran like hell thinking we'd probably killed the chimp.

Not a bit of it, from then on if he so much as guessed someone was drinking he'd go mad to try and get some. A couple of years later (I'm not making this up!) the park was shut down when the chimps escaped and went straight to bar and terrorised punters to give them their drinks.

Actually.. this should probably be in that regrets thread shouldn't it!

 

[Lord Damian]

Actually, it should be in the "best story ever" thread.

 

[Denny Oubidoux]

is that true? the chimp story