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Holy Moly said:
He's a Yangtze-Noodled Brandie
A friend of a mole met DJ Brandon Block in Ibiza some years ago. Block is famous for abusing a terrified Ronnie Woods (or was it Woody Woodpecker?) at the Brit Awards some years ago, and also for his heroic doses of drugs, leading some to compare him to those plastic bins in hospitals that proudly accept 'sharps'.
Block revealed to the mole's mate that he only had one working lung, courtesy of a mission to China (in the company of Alex P) to introduce the communist masses to 'lave music'. Unfortunately whilst there, Brandon was deprived of his normal diet of pills and gak, meaning he was forced to blur the edges of modern life with the extremely potent local brew.
A series of drunken bets began. Brandon upped the ante by ignoring repeated warnings and leaping into the nearby river, so polluted that all present were surprised that he managed to break through the surface.
The next few weeks in hospital brought much pain, less-than-delicate surgery and a useless lung resembling Mr. Claypole's bladder on a stick.
The mole's chum expressed sympathy.
"Yeah," says Block, "But you know what? I WON THE FIVER!!!"
 

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