Bored In Work 219 (2 Viewers)

[ernesto]

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=260025685924

i would love her to get 'im a money hungy whore' tattooed on her chest.
or

'i have aids'

or somethin that, ye know,would really ruin her

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[inspector horse]

http://www.fazed.org/video/?id=425

 

[pete]

-----Original Message-----
From: Spencer, Emma [CIB-HR]
Sent: 23 August 2006 18:13
To: Harker, John [CIB-HR]; Nagy, Chrissie [CIB-HR]; Patterson, Jarrod
[CIB-HR]; Gore, Ian [CIB-HR] Subject: FW:

As previously discussed.... maybe we need to revisit the intern selection
criteria, I think the emphasis on control may be too high!

From: Leyland, Oliver [CIR]
Sent: 21 August 2006 18:07
To: Coombs, Andrew [CIR]; Malaiya, Ruchi [CIR]; Chai, Tak [CIR];
Thorpe, Lauren [CIR]; Shaw, Timothy1 [CIR]; Burgess, Charles [CIR]
Subject: RE:
"It goes without saying that the more upper-class you dress, the less
likely you shall be denied entry."...!!
it also goes without saying that the more i read of that, the less likely
i am to contain my mirth


______________________________________________
From: Rehman, Heidy [CIR]
Sent: 18 August 2006 11:52
To: Parkes, Tracy [CIR]; Doyle, Marcia [CIR]
Subject: FW: Details and instructions for Lucy's Ritz Party
You have to read this.....from the intern working on the property team - I
can hardly contain myself!
______________________________________________
From: Stewart, Catherine [CIR]
Sent: 18 August 2006 11:48
To: Rehman, Heidy [CIR]
Subject: FW: Details and instructions for Lucy's Ritz Party
... I don't like to spread things... I feel quite bad really - but you
just HAVE to read this....
______________________________________________
From: Plemic, Maria [CIB-EQTY]
Sent: 18 August 2006 11:28
To: Stewart, Catherine [CIR]
Subject: FW: Details and instructions for Lucy's Ritz Party
Cathy, do you know this girl below...Lucy? Think she is in research. This
is outrageous, read the invite!!!!!!!!!


-----Original Message-----
From: Choi, Stephanie [CIB-EQTY]
Sent: 18 August 2006 08:42
To: Copestake, Alexandra [CIB-EQTY]; Reed-Sperrin, Rebecca
[CIB-EQTY]; Thakore, Rukmini Anil [CIB-EQTY]; Baker, Thomas Kennett
[CIB-EQTY]; Austin, Matthew Lorenzo [CIB-EQTY]; Ibidunni, Funmi
[CIB-EQTY]; Li, Heung [CIB-EQTY]; Endo, Kaya [CIB-EQTY]; Long, Chen
[CIB-EQTY]; Tan, Jia-Hong [CIB-EQTY]; Alan, Ibi [CIB-EQTY]; Evans, Matthew
Neil [CIB-EQTY] Subject: FW: Details and instructions for Lucy's
Ritz Party
her best yet...........enjoy
-----Original Message-----
From: Gajowniczek, Aleksander Jozef [CIB-FI]
Sent: 18 August 2006 08:16
To: Choi, Stephanie [CIB-EQTY]
Subject: FW: Details and instructions for Lucy's Ritz Party
Enjoy
Regardless of the fact that we haven't been invited, pangea still seems to
be the plan for tonight though.
Olek


-----Original Message-----
From: Gao, Lucy [CIR]
Sent: 16 August 2006 12:53
To: Curwen, Phoebe Sarah [CIB-GTS]; Olea, Ovidiu [CIB-GTS];
Brennan,
Paul1 [CIB-GTS]; Cartwright, Nick James Peter [CIB-GTS]; Casey, Krystal
[CIB-CRRM]; Croatto, Marco [CIB-GTS]; Gayeva, Ulyana [CIB-GTS]; Jensen,
Kim [CIB-GTS]; Lvov, Nikolay [CIB-GBKG]; Seugnet, Sophie [CIB-GTS];
Spencer, Harry Belford [CIB-GTS]; Andrews, Edward John [CIB-GBKG];
Schwarz, Daniel Christopher [CIB-FI]; Seugnet, Sophie [CIB-GTS]; Zhuk,
Dmitry [CIR]; Chinelato, Marcelo [CIB-GBKG]; Moratti, Andrea [CIB-FI];
Butler, Rachel Louise [CIB-FI]; Lin, Jingjing [CIR] Cc: 'Theodore
Kyriacou'; Choi, Alan [CIB-GBKG]; '[email protected] <

mailto:[email protected]>'; '[email protected]

< mailto[email protected]>';

'[email protected] <

mailto:[email protected]>'; '[email protected] <

mailto:[email protected]>'; 'Gill, Sanampreet'; 'Entwisle, Sunita
(IBK EMEA)'; ' [email protected] <

mailto:[email protected]>'; '[email protected] <

mailto:[email protected]>'; '[email protected] <
mailto:[email protected]>'; '[email protected] <
mailto[email protected]>'; '[email protected] <
mailto[email protected]>'; '[email protected] <
mailto:[email protected]> ' Subject: Details and
instructions for Lucy's Ritz Party

Dear Friends,
Thank you for all your replies and I am glad all of you can come this
Friday to celebrate my 21st with me. Please read ALL the following to
ensure your entry into the Ritz.
Lucy's 21st Birthday Party
at The Ritz Hotel London
Friday, 18th of August
9pm Champagne Reception
10pm Photo Shoots
10:30pm Blowing Candles
Mid-night Pangaea, Mayfair

I have arranged the Ritz to host a Champagne Reception with a selection of
Ritz Champagne for all my guests, this will be on me so please come and
indulge.
A specially made birthday cake has also been ordered and the Ritz waiters
will kindly serve you each a generous slice with Ritz cutleries, etc...also on me.

INSTRUCTIONS FOR ENTRY:
* When you arrive, take the Hotel entry on the opposite side of
the Green Park tube station [Please refer to your arrival time at the end of this email]
* When asked "how can I help you Sir/Madame?", you reply "I am here for Lucy's Birthday Party at the Rivoli Bar"
* You will be escorted to the lounge area next to the Rivoli bar, where you will hopefully see a gorgeous group of ladies.

If you experience any issues getting in or getting to the Ritz, please call my mobile on 07782 205 450 and my PA Ms Gill will kindly deal with
your queries between 8:30pm to 10pm.

STRICT DRESS CODE:
Gentlemen: Jacket, shirt, and please also bring a tie (no jeans, trainers,
flip-flops, polo-shirts)

Ladies: skirt/top, cocktail dress (no denim,
min-skirts, flip-flips, bad tastes) Advice 1: It goes without saying that
the more upper-class you dress, the less likely you shall be denied entry.
Advice 2: Photos will be taken between 10pm to 10:30pm, and these will be
distributed once processed, therefore you may want to be well-groomed!

Finally...
I will be accepting cards and small gifts between 9pm to 11pm...<wink
wink> hehehe

I very much look forward to seeing you all at the Ritz this Friday.
Lucy

ARRIVAL TIMES: [Please stick to these as best as you can, thank you]
9:00pm: Lucy, Sophie Sandner, Kajai, Mandeep, Preet, Sanami, Su, Lisa,
Kate. 9:15pm: Phoebe, Sophie Seugnet, Theo, Dmitry, Ed, Nikolay, Paul,
Nick, Harry. 9:30pm: Marco, Andrea, Jess, Ovi, Yuki, Olga, Kim, Marcelo,
Ulyana, Krystal, Dan. 9:45pm: Sunita, Alan, JingJing, Emma. 10:00pm:
Anthony, Rachel, Roger, Uli, Yogi, Gharzi

Lucy Gao
Citigroup | Real Estate Equity Research
4th Floor, Citigroup Centre (CGC1)
25 Canada Square, London E14 5LB
Direct Line: +44 207 986 4116
Fax: +44 207 986 4341
Mobile: +44 778 220 5450
Email: [email protected] < mailto:[email protected]> <mailto:
[email protected] < mailto:[email protected]>>

oh dear

 

[broken arm]

oh dear

read about that in the guardian the other day. do you reckon it's real??

 

[aoboa]

read about that in the guardian the other day. do you reckon it's real??

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/news.html?in_article_id=402244&in_page_id=1770

 

[broken arm]

oh dear

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/news.html?in_article_id=402244&in_page_id=1770

oh dear

 

[TenRabbits]

that is fucking awesome.
id pay 3 grand just to get "bum bum" or something on her boob.
awesome.

The picture makes it.. nice work there..

 

[pete]

http://www.videosift.com/story.php?id=9216

amazing, but with minor issues:

1. i don't like the US voiceover.
2. not enough kari byron

 

[Bellatrix]

Finally, an answer to the age-old question...

Which celebrity do I look like?

 

[deedee]

Ahahahahaha I look 68% like Geena Davis and my fella looks 73% like David Soul. So unbelievably inaccurate and hilarious.

 

[Napalm]

http://www.itismusic.org/index.html

 

[Doctor Muscles]

http://www.zefrank.com/string_spin/spin_1.html

 

[pete]

ROSWELL, N.M. - U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) special agents today arrested 15 illegal aliens who were working for a local company here that is under contract to paint U.S. military aircraft, including Lockheed C-130 military aircraft.

Some of the aliens were in the process of painting these aircraft when they were arrested.

Federal agents today executed a search warrant at Dean Baldwin Painting Inc., 82 Earl Cumming Loop, Hangar 1083, in Roswell, N.M. ICE was assisted in the investigation by the following agencies: U.S. Department of Defense, Office of Inspector General; Defense Criminal Investigative Service; U.S. Department of Labor; Social Security Administration, Office of Inspector General; and U.S. Customs and Border Protection, Border Patrol (CBPBP).
The aliens were arrested after they were determined to be illegally residing and working in the United States. Those arrested are citizens of Mexico, El Salvador and Guatemala.

http://www.ice.gov/pi/news/newsreleases/articles/060829roswell.htm

 

[La La]

 

[broken arm]

Finally, an answer to the age-old question...

Which celebrity do I look like?

well apprently i either look like shannen doherty or rock hudson

 

[P. Littbarski]

There were four sophomores taking Chemistry and all of them had an A so
far. These four friends were so confident that the weekend before finals,
they decided to visit some friends and have a big party. They had a great
time, but after all the hearty partying, they slept all day Sunday and
didn't make it back to school until early Monday morning.

Rather than taking the final then, they decided that after the final, they
would explain to their professor why they missed it. They said that they
visited friends, but on the way back, had a flat tire. As a result, they
missed the final.

The professor agreed they could make up the final the next day.


The guys were excited and relieved. They studied that night for the exam.

He placed them in separate rooms and gave each a test booklet. They
quickly answered the first problem, worth five points. Cool, they thought!
Each one in a separate room thought this is going to be easy, they turned
the page.

On the second page was written: For 95 points:
.
.
Which tire?

 

[Mormon Nailer]

well apprently i either look like shannen doherty or rock hudson

David Borenatsz woo hoo I'm a ride

(I also look like Pablo Picasso as well & Simone DeBeauvier)

 

[Mormon Nailer]

What connects Pierce Brosnan, Anne Frank, Rubenstein and Robert Altman?
They all look like me.

 

[GARYXKNIFEDX]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jhIoStob8xg

 

[SONYMEGADRIVE]

i love the story about johnny ramone going to yankee stadium on his own with a bag of rocks to throw at the beatles