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Malfunctioning distillery turns lake into 30% proof vodka
From Poland A.M.

Malfunctioning distillery turns lake into vodka. According to specialist analysis, the Bracholinskie lake in Wielkopolska is filled with alcohol.
The concentration of alcohol in the water amounts to 30% in some places. The phenomenon is a result of a technical problem in the nearby vodka production plant. "Our alcohol measuring equipment is not wrong. It recorded a level of 30%. There is vodka in this lake," stated chemist Robert Wilczynski. The news about the free vodka in the lake spread fast and attracted a number of farmers from nearby villages who arrived at the lake to take as much vodka as they can. Meanwhile local women are in despair and have turned to beg god to help save their husbands from the demon drink. "If God does not help us, everyone in the neighbourhood will be stinky drunkards and only a hole will be left on the site of our lovely lake," laments 76 year old Genowefa Licha. (Fakt, p. 10) E.B.
 
i need to have a work-related rant to blow off steam before i return to what im doing. -i hope you guys dont mind if i use this thread for said purpose.


ive been here since ten. fucking hell. its almost 9pm now, this is a fucking joke. i dont get paid bollock all and ive just been told i need to write 30cms about bollocks. fuck fuck fuckf kfufjkcjfkf fuck!!!!!!!!!!! ARRRGGGHHHHHHJ LET ME LEAVE IM FUCKING HUNGRY AND TEHRE ARE NO DORITOS LEFT IN THE FUCKING VENDING MACHINME FOR FUCKS SAKE.

rant over.
thanks.
 
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