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[pete]

http://gprime.net/video.php/backstagebeforehalftimehttp://gprime.net/video.php/magicmissile

 

[Latex lizzie]

OPPOSITION GROWS OVER PLAN TO TAG CALIFORNIA SCHOOL KIDS
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If you are in the Sacramento/Sutter area or San Antonio, Texas, we need
your help to combat mandatory child-tagging in schools.

The Brittan school in Sutter, California is running a trial that
requires school children to wear RFID tags around their necks. Linked to
readers in classrooms and throughout the school, the system is designed
to pinpoint students' locations, allowing the school to monitor kids at
all times.

As you can imagine, parents are outraged, and some have begun to fight
back. In response to growing criticism, School Superintendent/Principal
Earnie Graham blustered:

"It's not an option," Graham said. "(The badge) is just like a
textbook, you have to have it. I'm charged with running the school
district and I get to make those kinds of rules."

(Doesn't he strike you as exactly the kind of guy who *would* put an
RFID tag on kids?)

Evan Hendricks of Privacy Times has written a report on this outrageous
scheme in his latest newsletter. He's offered it for free to CASPIAN
members (it's normally available to subscribers only) here:

http://www.spychips.com/documents/Privacy_Times_Vol_25_No_3.pdf

 

[schmegeggin]

play nintendo and sega video games online for free (needs java) .|..|
http://www.everyvideogame.com/

 

[jane]

 

[THRILLHO]

Zombie Infection Simulator

RUN LITTLE PINK DOTS! RUN!

 

[guy of the tiger]

Phillip Glass Engine


http://www.philipglass.com/glassengine/#

 

[Theseus Mock]

Electronic Furniture

http://www.interaction.rca.ac.uk/equator/weight_furniture.html

 

[Buckrake]

From the files of The Wicklow People:
"The quarterly delegates meeting of the Association of Irish Celtic Supporters Clubs will take place at 2.30pm on Saturday 12 February 2005 in the Glendalough Hotel, County Wicklow. We look forward to an informative discussion with ex-Celtic great Paul Elliott, on the subject of racism. Evening entertainment will be provided by 'Celtic Storm'...."

Isn't 'Celtic Storm' Ragnarok's band???? Should someone warn Paul Elliot it's a trap????

 

[Cormcolash]

Paul Elliott rules! Italian football commentary just isn't the same without him!

 

[Latex lizzie]

FAN HACKS OFF TESTICLES

A welsh rugby fan cut off his testicles after Wales' Six Nations win over England at the week-end.

Geoff Huish was so convinced England would beat the Welsh he told mates: "If Wales win I'll cut my balls off."


Friends thought the 26-year-old was joking. But after Wales' 11-9 victory in Cardiff on Saturday, he went home and carried out his promise.

He then walked the 200m back to the social club in Caerphilly to show everyone what he had done.

Staff dialled 999 and put his testicles in a pint glass packed with ice until help arrived.

One onlooker said: "He came back with his testicles in a bag.

"He lifted up his kilt and there was blood everywhere. It was terrible. That's when he collapsed."

Mr Huish is said to be seriously ill in hospital.

Police revealed he has a history of mental problems.

 

[Ex-User (250)]

mental problems??? it's the rest of the world who has the probelms. they guy was just sticking to his word!

 

[LMD64]

no, he definitely had mental problems. if he'd been of sound mind, he'd have sworn to have cut someone else's balls off. or maybe just to have eaten his hat. and to have been wearing a hat made of bacon at the time.

 

[avernus]

its the walk back to the pub with his balls in a bag that really proves he's insane.

I reckon he'd been toying with the idea of slicing them off for some time - started making ridiculous bets with friends with the outcome always resulting in him losing his balls. "if that light goes green before that pedestrian reaches the curb, i'll cut off my nuts!" he'd say.

some people, huh.

 

[avernus]

 

[Stan Bowles]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/funny_old_game/4245973.stm

 

[MDR]

no, he definitely had mental problems. if he'd been of sound mind, he'd have sworn to have cut someone else's balls off. or maybe just to have eaten his hat. and to have been wearing a hat made of bacon at the time.

At least he won't reproduce.

 

[LMD64]

I don't know, I think the world could do with more insane ruggleby fans that cut their balls off. Actually the world really needs more futtleball fans that cut their own and each others' balls off.

 

[MDR]

Anyone noticed how thumped is back being funny again?

 

[dudley]

http://ruthlessreviews.com/top10/10blackmetal.html

 

[nEiLo]

http://users.mstar2.net/wkennedy/voicemail.htm