Didn't read all that yet, because BLLLEUUUURGH, but the headline contained a word that looked like "Fontains" and sort of the letters "DC", and something scatalogical. It did make me think "begrudgers", and then I greedily clicked on it. I'm a prick.
i have oft been known to initiate the 'last man clapping' game, at weddings and the like. the nod goes in, and the last person to actually clap their hands together wins. and it's cheating to stop clapping and throw in a sneaky clap a second or two later.
not exactly a short watch, but this is one of the documentaries about clive wearing, the musicologist with one of the most profound cases of amnesia known to science (featured in oliver sacks's 'musicophilia' IIRC)