Bored in Work (10000000) 128 (1 Viewer)

[pete]

http://www.heimcomputer.de/english/comp/spectrum128.html

 

[Wavioli]

Re: Bored in Work 128

[size=+1]Other "spam" Websites[/size] This is the one and only official SPAM Website, brought to you by the makers of the SPAM Family of products. All of the others have been created by somebody else. We are not associated with those other websites and are not responsible for their content. As a Company, we are opposed to content that is obscene, vulgar or otherwise not "family friendly." We support positive family values and you can count on us for "safe surfing" by your children.

http://www.spam.com/ci/ci_in.htm

 

[krystal]

Re: Bored in Work 128

what a completely rubbish website that is.

 

[Wavioli]

Re: Bored in Work 128

what a completely rubbish website that is.

I'm truly sorry.

 

[krystal]

Re: Bored in Work 128

I'm truly sorry.

No, that's ok. Heh heh.
I like spam and all, it's just that site looks like the CEO got his son to do it cos them fancy web designers were going to charge more than an unreasonable 50 quid to do it.

 

[snakybus]

Re: Bored in Work 128

heh heh

the bear's gonna wipe his ass with the blue guy after he does a shite

I'm truly sorry.

 

[krystal]

Re: Bored in Work 128

heh heh

the bear's gonna wipe his ass with the blue guy after he does a shite

much like kittensoft toilet paper. I am mystifed as to how a focus group passed this name. While a kitten might be lovely and soft, if you put it anywhere near your ass, it would scratch the hole off you.

 

[LMD64]

Re: Bored in Work 128

should have called it bunnysoft

or deadweaselsoft

 

[krystal]

Re: Bored in Work 128

they should have just called it JacksRoll.

Associating baby animals with toilet paper is just inexplicable.

 

[Ed]

Re: Bored in Work 128

Maybe you just weren't holding it correctly.

much like kittensoft toilet paper. I am mystifed as to how a focus group passed this name. While a kitten might be lovely and soft, if you put it anywhere near your ass, it would scratch the hole off you.

 

[jane]

Re: Bored in Work 128

I agree, but don't you think those baby animals, with such fluffy softness, are sort of, you know, asking for it?

 

[snakybus]

Re: Bored in Work 128

You know that bog roll ad with the frog? Where the frog is dancing around and then wipes his arse? Bizarre.

 

[krystal]

Re: Bored in Work 128

I'll tell you what I am pleased about: that the tone of this thread has been lowered to gutter level in approx 10 posts. Result!

 

[krystal]

Re: Bored in Work 128

I can do it too, with kandoo??

Have you seen the price of that stuff? Also, there's something about moist toilet tissue that makes me really queasy. Not in my bathroom, sir!

You know that bog roll ad with the frog? Where the frog is dancing around and then wipes his arse? Bizarre.

 

[snakybus]

Re: Bored in Work 128

moist? dirty little amphibian

 

[dudley]

Re: Bored in Work 128

much like kittensoft toilet paper. I am mystifed as to how a focus group passed this name. While a kitten might be lovely and soft, if you put it anywhere near your ass, it would scratch the hole off you.

the trick is to murderise the kitten first

 

[krystal]

Re: Bored in Work 128

any ad featuring small childer engaged in toilet acts should be banned. Including the one where the child is about to pour his mothers perfume down the pan because he has made a stink. Bate the legs offa him, I would.

 

[dudley]

Re: Bored in Work 128

what really upsets me is that "CRAZY FROG" ad on the telly at the moment. it's for a ring tone or something.

it's all well and good apart from the tiny shrivelled up cock hanging out of him. who the hell drew that??
it makes me run out of the room, nearly

 

[spiritualtramp]

Re: Bored in Work 128

I can do it too, with kandoo??

Have you seen the price of that stuff? Also, there's something about moist toilet tissue that makes me really queasy. Not in my bathroom, sir!

There was a piece in the Gruaniad about how plumbers love Kandoo - it blocks up toilets. It takes about a week to dissolve.

 

[Ed]

Re: Bored in Work 128

or you could just change the channel