Bong on the road (3 Viewers)

[error type 11]

by the way was champion jim 55 or 51 barrack st??

You even made it to the house of doob? Lucky man.

 

[yames]

Haha, Rhona were you horsing it in again? There's good money in that.

Watch it Boly, she has been around longer than you.

 

[treelo]

last time i show a kilcoolie hospitality...

 

[error type 11]

You'd better call by for that bottle of bucky soon rhona, myself and eoin polished off a bottle last night and your one will become tempting beofre long as its the only booze left in the house

 

[the strange guy]

Fingers crossed he won't end up in hospital with a nasty discharge.

 

[mc moley]

"last time i show a kilcoolie hospitality..."

haha only messin! but kilcoole lads do it best! (lie. matter of fact some of us dont even do it at all.

how is good ol jim and his house of doob? that was weird we stayed till like 5 in the morning or something.

 

[the strange guy]

some of us dont even do it at all

Jaysus, ya -didn't- get your gee on? That must be some blow to the ego if everyone else was horsing it in to every available orifice and there you are flicking through the TV.

 

[treelo]

there was no horsing oly, none at all. there was no tv either. just five drunk and smelly kilcoolies asleep on my floor. and occassionally my bed.

leo, what do you mean my bottle of buckie? bottle singular? i thought you got me two? pm'd you...

 

[the strange guy]

No exertion? No stirrups? No sugarlumps?

 

[Cormcolash]

Whinnying?

 

[the strange guy]

I hear lady horses have massive gees.

 

[Cormcolash]

I hear you're the one that found out.

 

[mc moley]

leo, what do you mean my bottle of buckie? bottle singular? i thought you got me two? pm'd you...

thought u gave up the drink??

 

[the strange guy]

I hear you're the one that found out.

I was curious to see what it would be like. It was alot bigger than I imagined. Think of it as sticking your cock out a window on a sweltering, humid day. I could barely touch the sides, given the expanse of cavernous promise, but ended up just having a wank in the bush. Bit of a let down.

 

[Corm]

Bit of a let down.

Funny that, the horse said the same thing...

Horsin' it into the gee-gee's gee.

 

[the strange guy]

She told me she loved it. If she didn't like it, she would have galloped off into the sunset, leaving me standing on the stool in the middle of a field, trousers around my ankles. You're just spreading shit, Corm. Admit it.

 

[Corm]

She told me she loved it. If she didn't like it, she would have galloped off into the sunset, leaving me standing on the stool in the middle of a field, trousers around my ankles. You're just spreading shit, Corm. Admit it.

Well, she told me you put it in the wrong hole, Mr. "brown mickey" Leung. I think you'll find that YOU'RE the one spreading shit -horse shit. All over your own balls. Touché!

 

[the strange guy]

It was definitely in her gee. I was elbow deep in equestrian colon. My mickey's brown, but I'm kinda brown all over. I just checked and there's very little horse shit on it.
I don't know sometimes... This isn't fair. She didn't seem the type to kiss and tell. She didn't say much at all really. How the fuck am I meant to get into Liiadain's mother if she reads this?
Cheers Corm.

 

[needtokill]

So, anyway, Corm, are these the gigs you were talkiing to me about at Melt Banana?Are we coming along as well?Or is it strictly an SB thing?

 

[Corm]

The Mayo one was what I was talking about, but I dunno what the story is cos Demo booked both of these and all.